Dan Quinn’s doubly an idiot for carrying water for Durkin like this. Politically it’s a bad look that makes him look insensitive, ignorant, or both. And practically it makes no sense since Dunkin’s not gonna let anybody drink any of it.

Could this just be a cultural thing?

So only $50 per leg per hour? I’d pay it.

It may be a small token, but given the proximity and cause of death, all three men will be named honorary members of the 2018-19 Calgary Flames.

Just like we learned in 4th grade health class:

How much does a coach affect attendance? Think of the type of guy or gal up in the stands this year who can’t or won’t show up next year if Trotz walks. How many of them are there? We’ll see in the gait receipts.

It’s plain to see that Hood is sensitive. And beneath his exterior, I bet the sensitivity is so high that’s sometimes he can’t even think straight. As to what’s eating him? Don’t know for sure, but certainly not DJ Khaled.

Lets hope Rubio’s transformation goes better than Acie Earl’s.

“Fucking Heiress” is misleading. It’s Johnson & Johnson money; she’s a “Frotting Heiress”

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

You may laugh, but I don’t think those in the Eurozone are happy to see any sign of an unpleasant relationship developing between a Ukrainian and a Pole.

Reporter: Do you remember your first time?

While the victim can still pursue a civil action, she’s probably hesitant since any suit she can wrap Irvin up in is bound to be ugly, loud, and more than likely pinstriped.

Also the two likeliest subjects my uncle starts complaining about after his fourth 7-and-7.

President Hoover started with a volleyball. Nice small dent in the sand.

Bean balls in Korea are considered just deserts.

A lot of people don’t realize that the Immaculate Conception actually refers to the conception of Mary in her mother Anne’s womb. It was immaculate because she was conceived without Original Sin, which ordained her to be the future mother of Jesus.

Andrew deliberately leaves Former Athlete’s gender unsaid. Is the problem him videoing this person at all? Bc I would think an athlete of some renown would be used to or only minorly irked by someone taping them. Or is it a video of Mia Hamm crouched over taping her kid’s at-bat and she thinks she caught Andrew…

“The media is at a hysterical period on this subject. They treat this concussion thing like some sort of Boogeyman. It’s childish. We all know that there is no concussion Boogeyman out there waiting to strike... at least not since like two and a half years ago.”

That’s gonna be the cover photo of my Hopper-Eleven erotic fanfic.