Usually you can trust the Dutch to withhold large volumes of liquid. Then again, some things have been banned from this Olympics.

Considering she hadn't changed pads all game, I'm not surprised things started getting through by the third period.

This model has no value for the Sochi games. Adjusted r-squared becomes meaningless in a place with no degrees of freedom.

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Lucky for the Russians, the solution came from an inside source. It only took a five minute explanation from Sergei Bobrovsky before the lighting guy was able to get all five holes to open at once.

He honored his grandfather with how he played during the game. Afterward, he honored his grandfather's killer by forcing the reporters to depend on an unstable Kane.

I always like being reminded of the story of a powerful leader, struck down before his time, who returns beyond hope. Better, more powerful, and so very very white.

A map of Jet fuel wasted trying to draw out a pre-teen?

I really feel for this victim. Just the isolated incident in the report is bad enough for her to deal with. But this guy isn't going to quit. He'll keep coming back for more. Gibbons mate for life.

Here, hold this for a second.

Unlike most stadiums, a one year ban there is actually the same thing as a one year free pass.

What dipshit team names. I mean, who would cheer for frozen water or fish lures?

Interview one brown coach prospect before making your decision? The Rooney Rule.

Sure, basketball and drinking are both big parts of Charles' life. But he's also got a habit of ignoring intersections.

I first thought how crafty these guys had to be to make these so quickly. But then I looked closer at their workmanship: Spindly, useless, and only serving to have rich guys' stuff briefly jammed in it. More like Krafty.

So a little girl is obsessed with sports and now has trust issues with her father? She's just a few years away from full on lisbonism.

Comparing his current predicament to the latitude he got from the cops in Florida, no wonder Aaron prefers things be college ruled.

Wow, more sensationalist crap from a Gawker-branded website. Just designed to pump up interest in some dickhead's movie whilst Barry reaps the pageviews and leaves us all uninformed about real stories. I mean, I've seen some yellow columns before, but this here takes the prize.

Chuck was initially frustrated when he saw the Cash Only button displayed on the MetroCard screen, but then he nodded knowingly.

Red Lightning is also the title of my Hermione narrated fan-fic about how friendships can change after a sweaty threesome one evening in the Gryffindor common room.