Lucky for the women involved, the attack didn't get rapier.

♫Take me out to the ball game♫

Sure, we hold out hope this is an isolated act, and won't be copied by any future fans. But something tells me that streaking ain't no passing craze.

Sure, you might find it charming that Axford says she's "in contractions". But all his buddies from the Greater Milwaukee Misogynistic Cryptography Club know that he was really just calling his wife a piece-of-shit trophy.

Strange, I was thinking it would be Steve Williams that ended up with the bruised palm.

The real tragedy of a ban on witchcraft and immodesty is that it ensures students will graduate woefully unable to use a simile to describe cold weather.

Imus in the Morning

Although she was instructed to describe in detail the events leading up to and following the assault, Pilar's statement glossed over practically everything.

Who Needs Magic/Bird?

The editor responsible explained that he had been sitting on his hand long enough that it was almost as though someone else wrote the headline.

IBS

Scenes from an Execution is also a lesser-known cousin of Dark Side of the Rainbow.

A likely strategy for a Predator looking to double up:

You'd think MLSE would have learned their lesson after the overwhelmingly negative response they got from their Open Letter sent last Columbus Day.

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The road to a full recovery will be tough, and Fabrice will need all the time, love, and tenderness that his club can provide.

Dottie Sandusky reports that this latest news has troubled Jerry so much that she's heard him muttering "...subpoenasubpoenasubpoenas..." over and over again as he sleeps. She added, "It's like he's obsessed".

Unfortunately for Chris Andersen, Bulls fans use Nuggets games to show their equal displeasure towards Lydon's wife.

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The men's basketball team provides a nice time-capsule for fashion at the time. For instance, the long socks they're wearing were called "Stockings" and the sleeveless t-shirt the captain is wearing was known as a "Socially Normative Spousal Contacter"