Damn, 50 minutes for Quinn to deny Tebow 3 times? I'm not surprised at the sentiment, just that it took so long for a rooster to crow twice.

[Superscout] was never able to make the jump to a manager position since his defensive strategy amounted to little more than the excessive and sporadic usage of the Infield ↑Shift.

You scoff at the woman anchoring such a segment, but please consider the crack team of researchers she has behind her. The work that's gone into some of these stories, hell, it damn near killed 'em.

Playing the dozens with 12 year-olds, it was bound to be gross.

Christians fear its influence

On many a Thanksgiving evening, janitors finding bits of fowl and gravy strewn about the broadcast booth would infer that Mr. Madden had hit a portmanteau, hard.

Lebron was quick to clarify that he doesn't blame Riley for the way the Heat conduct business, but added that he'd "really like to have a word with that Fourier guy".

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Four years from now when Josh Malina reports Eli's retirement, the press will agree that it feels vaguely reminiscent of today but that something just isn't the same.

That score is a bit misleading since the Eagles insisted that any shot they made from outside the arc only count as one.

Most people know that cops call the crucial period of investigation immediately following an abduction the "First 48". Fewer people are aware what the abductors call it.

At least this picture of Mutt 'n' Bustin' didn't ruin anyone's rugby career.

Pre-concussion Colt McCoy is Grover Cleveland

Appropriately, Damon is actually the sovereign monarch of a small European nation.

Sad lack of Billy Bumbler in this list.

Luckily, the girl didn't require medical attention since all doctors are kept away from town by city ordinance.

Things That will feel GREAT when I grow up

Jay, promising to love her eternally, takes Kristin's hand in marriage.

Sadly, the intersection of their range of differences and the set of all things irreconcilable was enough to end their union.

A young man was seen exiting the house with first responders. Clearly shaken, it was all he could do to mutter "We tried everything." while gazing blankly at his blood-soaked thumb.