Convincing someone to do a whitewashing job? I suspect Huck has a close associate of his take care of this for him.

Ring or otherwise, asking Morris to kiss anything is impossible. With him, you always get a Hg.

Jerry gave plenty of campers a taste of the sixties when he got them to kneel young.

Denying the validity of a violent Baldwin reach-around she witnessed was one of many concessions made during Kim Basinger's divorce proceedings.

I could have told you that landing a jet on terrain largely made up of rocky road would be suicide.

Sad reminder of how many evenings end with the lights coming up and my drunken inner monologue morphing into the voice of James Cromwell.

I find this odd considering this is the first time in over a decade that people at Penn State are asking "how?" and asking now.

There you go always thinking the worst of people. I like to think he's living a quiet simple life with his matronly new partner Debby Kismilk.

Just goes to show that a group of generally good people can have their reputations obliterated by the singular existence of one dense individual.

Around the same time, Tom Capano's successful anchor bet was later outweighed by the loss he took on a cooler bet.

At least they're focusing on him in simply football terms. All the abortion and Christianity topics are hyperbolic tangents.

@ESPN_Colin Another first today, achieved emotional connection to a story about an unfairly imprisoned brown.

Figures, this station got popular from corny pieces.

Eriksson's harsh childhood upbringing is to blame for his continued hesitancy in hugging the Red.

The winner was Dúnadan, but holy shit not by much.

The Sigma Nu brothers were markedly less enthusiastic when k.d. Lang showed up for their intramural softball game.

Odd roster. I see plenty of seasoned beaters, but not a single keeper.

The Rooney family, always the first to hire from underserved minority groups, will hire Carter to be the new Steelers mascot:

Meh. "F Boeing" has been fixture in the culture at Lockheed-Martin for almost 20 years.

Wow. The assimilation of baseball's "Pie in the Face" into soccer lost a lot in translation.