No surprise at his running prowess. He's been practicing 5Ks his entire life.

Unorthodox baseball hijinks AND the killing of a gekko?

Lessons on oblate balls occur with some frequency in the sacristy at Father Judge.

Always the efficient competitor, Kobe responded to a pair of Shaq's public statements by finally saying "Actually, pretty tasty"

When asked to rank the severity of the attack, Mr. Parker stated "Not sure exactly, but definitely above 7."

Holding, holding, holding, personal foul

When asked , Tim commented

A powerful irishman orders you to drill somebody in the head, you do it.

Wearing rollerblades on an escalator? Pretty dangerous. Hope they had some band-aids and aspirin ready.

Boonen subsequently announced his candidacy for both Vietnam and Watergate.

"Hmm, Jet skiing? Probably still not a good idea."

@HMcDaniel

More than likely these Santana revelations will continue to come out, growing in complexity and intensity, until one is left simply saying "Wow. Wow."

Rivera's reported capture strategy was to completely surround the creature's habitat while leaving a solitary exit point, otherwise known as Senegalling.

It's yet to be seen if the stoppage will affect Duarte's auxiliary roles as monitor, courier, and pilot.

Mares' strategy of flagrant unpunished genital attacks succeeded when Agbeko was overwhelmed with homesickness and lost focus.

Beau, we're not troubled by the obvious Braves bias in your "Clemente was a Asshole" tirades, it's the timeliness we're worried about.

Absurd cosmetic decoration not befitting a grown man. Check. Banal use of the calf skin medium. Check. Peter Criss is ready to tour.

The site required considerable repair from an incident in 1994 when Fred Shoemaker and Wayne Levi flew into Jupiter and left divots all over the place.

Come explore the Love Canal below the Manse Venus.