@AzureTexan: Sayeth Frenchie: "I always wanted to know what it was like to work as a hooker in Warsaw." Status: Poled.

The Wyld Stallyns' practice was abruptly interrupted when Rufus appeared with another urgent message.

@Jack Edward's Hair Piece: Jesus, Raul Ibanez must be 40% tuna by now.

Scoring that goal kind of makes me want to party. It makes me want to party right now.

Chase is allowed to go straight from second base to home.

Like I always say, if there's grass on the field....

assume the worst and prosecute him for high treason.

@MattinglysSideburns: Hosting these games was aimed at currying favor with the rest of the world.

Doesn't Linda know that Jews can't ascend the Mound until the coming of the Messiah?

The FBI's organizational methods came into question when they mixed up the "David Frost Assassination Attempt" files from the 1977 To-Do list and the 2004 Closed Case list.

The investigation is dropped, but Tom Jefferson sticks to his story.

@Tulos_Mullet: He's such a two-dimensional character.

the university police took statements-from Franquell, Cassandra, Calvin, Jeremiah's mom, Jeremiah's friend

Bayanihan Tayo! commenters are upset with the choice of such a flamboyant reporter, not one with the "plain manila" style they are accustomed to.

about whether he'd ever coach cross-town bears

Henry brushed off the attitude of those commenting on his housing choice, saying

@Nine Bill Muellers: Did you notice that when you were perusing the story?

@skahammer: You're safe based on the inclusion of the word "harmless". If she did this privately, your bye stands. But putting it on YouTube is harmful, particularly to the section of my brain tasked with boner retention.

Still not forgiving anyone for vet implosion?

@Renaldo and Clara: Yes, Mark Fuhrman referred to him as a "dude"