TheCarlosRuizSpanishEnglishDictionary
TheCarlosRuizSpanishEnglishDictionary
TheCarlosRuizSpanishEnglishDictionary

Don't go into the (Friday Night) Light!!

A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Oct. 8 at the Rolling Meadows courthouse, according to police.

Clever Girl...

Never trust people that create a wall of sound

The Lindy Baby Hop is reserved for use only during "Tears in Heaven"

egregious game-ending boner

The camera pans away before showing whether the ball stops spinning. Leaving us to wonder whether the goalie was still dreaming...

who scratched and clawed his way out of a relationship with Bridget Moynahan

I'm sorry, I thought this was America.

How dare you Tina?

Mark Cuban stole my credit cards and tried to buy the Texas Rangers with my money.

This is sure to become a national issue once Senators Hefner and Mix-a-lot begin polarizing the country to appeal to their bases.

Theologians are debating which teams should now "Win one for the Gipper" now that both he and Knute Rockne have both been proxy-baptized into the LDS.

Theologians are debating which teams should now "Win one for the Gipper" now that both he and Knute Rockne have both been proxy-baptized into the LDS.