This, to me, is Goodell's top awful thing he has done to football. Not the praying aspect, but the COMPLETE REMOVAL of any fun whatsoever. God you have no idea how much a miss celebrations after TDs , what is the big fucking deal with deal with a little celebration.

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"A pitcher would never throw a meatball to Jeter."
-Adam Wainwright

Is Joe Flacco aleut?

Can't wait to get drunk and accidentally piss all over Office/Lab +160

I saw "Brawl at Cardinals Game" and just assumed it was in St. Louis... Can you blame me?

Hey, Derek Jeter's a really humble and nice guy. He informed his security guards to only punch me in the stomach and not the face when I asked for an autograph a few seasons ago. Great man. He'll be missed.

To be fair, Darren Rovell does live here

"The three stars represent the Galaxy, the Sounders, and NYCFC: the three teams for whom we go out of our way to break our own rules."

Wrong side of the commonwealth. Eastern PA is Yuengling country, western PA drinks IC Lite, which is just fermented steel mill runoff.

Yinz better be civil in here.

My favorite part of the song in the clip above are these lyrics:

The shame of it is that there are pretty decent American soccer broadcasters. Phil Schoen and JP Delacamera are very knowledgable and experienced - more than average when calling a game. But they would never even get a look at calling the next World Cup.

Bring us the team of Ian Darke and Steve McManaman, please.

Actually, Ovechkin has always seemed like a pacifist to me. Watching him play defense is all the proof that's needed.

That story is mine. I had to beg my doc for a letter saying it was ok to fly. Came back with a black eye. Yay Philly.

The transcription of the phone call to his dad about Weeden might not be my favorite email in this series, but something about it's subtlety and universality put it in the conversation.

I was just goin to star this, but felt that a holy shit you're right was more appropriate.

Facebook comments are pretty funny, and will just get funnier. Cue the Massholes using the word "we" (as in "we" won Super Bowls) and claiming that others are just jealous of OUR success (as if they have played a role in the Pats success). Of course, none of these tools leave their Mom's basement for anyplace but the…