Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

"This isn't impressive, we have two Upton asses" - Atlanta Braves

Are you not going to have a post about how Ludogorets made the group stage? They had their keeper sent off just before penalties for a professional foul and didn't have any substitutions left... meaning a centerback had to play keeper. He made two saves and converted his kick. It's amazing!

If only he'd hit a woman instead of a pipe, he'd be playing in a couple weeks.

Shannon Sharpe acts like he's on meth all of the time, so I feel like he knows junkies when he sees them.

"and that's why he's New Yawk's Numba Two Sports Radio Host" *grins* *adjusts mike*

That's nothing, over on WFAN John Sterling thought that it was a home run.

And yet, this still doesn't seem like as much of a scam as buying part of the Packers...

We now have Colt Lyerla at TE! Most of you don't know who this is because he quit football in college and makes Tony Montana look like an amateur cokehead.

I like how for almost a quarter-century from the exact moment Vince Lombardi left the team to the exact moment they traded for Brett Favre, they were basically the equivalent of post-Modell Browns, and that entire period of the team's history is swept under the rug. I wonder how many lifelong Packers fans could name…

2014 NFL PR Campaign Slogan: You can hit your wife, just don't hit that bong.

Let's hope. But if Lindros has a say, the 'diques' part may be spelled differently.

Wait, one of the people pictured in that Ray Rice jersey picture is NOT a woman?

We actually have a project in the works on this subject!

What hypocrites. For years, the league looked the other way while the Islanders took a dump on the ice every night.

The vomit wasn't even the issue here. Gary Bettman just didn't want another clown to be so closely associated with the Stanley Cup.

You gotta be some kind of asshole to not only make that joke on air, but to direct it at your Jewish colleague and play it off with some kind of dipshit "I say that in an endearing and respectful way!" comment.

Eric LeGrand @EricLeGrand52

The NFL is just trying to follow the spirit of the rule. But I see a controversy brewing if Gordon's suspension doesn't get reduced. I mean, if you distill it down, they're both making the same argument.

He could've also been charged for leaving the scene of the horrific car accident inside MetLife Stadium this past February.