Yesterday I got to see my friend for the first time in nearly two years. In the interim, we’d text each other banter about politics and sports. She got a job at a game company in Framingham early this year and she’s down for the Star Trek convention working for them. I’m sure you can guess the first group of people…

Odell Beckham has more talent in the three fingers he used to make that catch against the Cowboys than Lena Dunham has shown in her entire career. Hire a PR person, Lena, if you’re not too stupid to realize why you need one.

I understand that Metroid isn’t nearly as popular of a series in Japan as it is in North America, but not having Metroid Prime in the top 10 GC games is unforgivable.

Ah, Jon Hendren. He’s been doing this for over a decade. His Smash Mouth egg eating stunt sorta blew up in his face but this made up for it.

Coughlin must have wished upon a monkey’s paw to win SB46 because every year since, the secondary has had to resort to recruiting parking lot attendance to fill the too-fucking-many holes in those positions. Also Coughlin is the Grumpy Cat of NFL coaches.

I don’t think that video games have had their Citizen Kane yet, but Earthbound is definitely the medium’s Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Aw, aren’t you a good little White Ally. Here, have a cookie.

I saw this linked somewhere else and based on the title of the URL, I could tell exactly who wrote it.

So in one corner, we’ve got Sinead O’Connor. She is radical to the core, not afraid to talk or sing about the atrocities that have occurred on Irish soil, incredibly attuned to current events and social injustice, and a feminist. And she comes from a country where “cunt” isn’t a gendered insult like it is in America.

And this all could have been prevented if a dumb Red Sox fan hadn’t interfered with a ball.

Thatcher didn’t like soccer either. Joyless fuckers, both of them.

Yeah, this guy is an idiot. Who is he, though? Just some asshole? If he is, so what?

There’s definitely something to hate about each team.

When it comes to famous fans, the Canes have Mac McCaughan (and I think Ric Flair too), the Bruins have Denis Leary, the Coyotes have Alice Cooper... and my beloved Devils have Kevin Smith. Dammit, Devils, find a better celebrity fan.

Yeah, like Kenya's shit doesn't stink. All countries have their problems, all governments suck, no one can be holier than thou about another country. Except for Iceland and Norway.

I'm torn. On the one hand, every single incident that happens with the police vis-a-vis the less fortunate takes me a step closer to condoning the two Queens women who wanted to blow up NYPD funerals.

Better Dove than Irish Spring. I have no idea how that became the official cheap soap that you can get for less than 2 bucks a bar at your local corner bodega, but that shit does not last.

Howdy Beer Idiot! They sometimes have this beer at my local corner bodega. Definitely gonna give this a shot, as I will try all beers.

I believe the proper British term is "cock and bollocks"

I'm surprised this isn't a Gizmodo article, but there's a lot of overlap these days on the Gawker website family, for better or for worse (mostly the latter). All the stuff in this article is true, plus you can make your own "bone broth" pretty easily with leftover bones from turkey, beef, pork, etc. It's more time…