I read this for beer reviews and amusing anecdotes, not two paragraphs about how you are morally superior to Oregon because of its racist past. By the way, it's not like Boston's shit doesn't stink on anti-black racism- the past century of the city is defined by it. Thanks, Irish-Americans. If it were up to me, you…

Did you register with that Kinja name just so you could complain about this in the comment section? Come on son.

I'd rather be incompetent than actively evil. Goodell thinks otherwise and that's why Belichick won't be suspended at all, let alone for at least half the season like he deserves for getting caught a second time.

T-Pain is a cool person, if his numerous Adult Swim show appearances are any indication. But he popularized AutoTune, so screw his work.

I can't wait for the scrapple beer, just so I can say I had it. It'll probably suck, but that's the joy of Dogfish Head- sometimes they strike gold.

I'm a Dogfish Head apologist, mainly because Sam Calagione is the only alum from my college people would recognize, but their beers are very hit-or-miss. Their Birra Etrusca or whatever it's called was so bad that I thought I'd have been better off drinking a Peroni from the pizza place the next block over (nothing…

What a ludicrous display.

The continuing presence of boy bands in our pop culture zeitgeist over the decades is perfect proof that those who do not learn from the mistakes of history are doomed to repeat it.

Is there a difference in the ingredients in each Enjoy By IPA, or are they all the same but with a different date to "enjoy by?" Either way, all of the ones I've had were good. Really good.

Last year's Enjoy By 4/20 fell on Easter as well as the occasion you're thinking of (it is California after all), so it pulled double duty.

I had their White IPA a few days ago. It's very good, it has a good balance of sweetness and hoppiness. Harpoon is a solid brewery, and I look forward to their Winter Warmer every winter.

Your tears are delicious.

I believe UEFA called them PSG for short up until two years ago.

The same place where evangelical Christians and the ultra-wealthy get theirs. The most powerful people are also the most paranoid.

You cannot grasp the true form of Messi's attack!

Drew, you're better than this.

Barca, Atleti, Bayern, and Juve are my picks. Hard to pick Real when they've been humiliated by their crosstown rivals so many times this season.

Another thing about Guinness: what we get isn't brewed in Ireland, but Nigeria. People aren't lying when they say that it's better on the Emerald Isle.

So Don Lemon is the new Jack Cafferty? We need more of that.

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