Surely many people will raise questions about the steep price tag to propose at a Houston Astros game. But when you remember that your $500 provides the team with a season's worth of clean drinking water, it all of a sudden becomes worth it again.

What a pussy. If he were a hockey player he would've digested his tongue and kept playing.

Avery is a douche, but I never understood the people wanting to ban/suspend him from hockey ("Sloppy seconds") while true scumbags like Todd Bertuzzi still play.

It's okay though: they're doing segregation the Right Way.

Really, fuck coach Cal. If this debate in any way tries to validate his methods then I'd rather we not have it. How many kids has he screwed out of potential NBA careers by promising the NBA and delivering the back of the bench? He recruits far more talent than he can use, meaning kids who might get a chance to…

This is actually kind of a great metaphor in that the obvious answer is just to not eat at that restaurant, obviously. Why do we need the NCAA at all?

"The Haters Guide to Drew Magary's singing" is something I hope to see soon.

The NFL was actually started by the Masons as distraction for their cover up of the aliens who built the Pyramids at Giza and their plans to return and rule as our overlords.

The NFL added that by giving them $15.1 million it will help create jobs and revitalize the local economy.

I feel the same way about Presidential elections.

Yes, baseball has gone from a normal crawl, to a crawl where you have no limbs

My greatest fear is these people would be the first two faces I saw in HELL.

Maude Flanders.

C'mon Sean, we all know that they're Heat fans now.

Sajak: Let's get ready for another tossup:

This guy fucking sucks. I can't stand that he gets so much media attention when he essentially does nothing. He misinforms the public so that he can reap the benefits and even when they call him out he knows literally no one can put him in his place. It's comical that he still has his office. Repeat offenders will…

This Is What MLB's Replay System Will Look Like:

This Is What MLB's Replay System Will Sound Like:

/Joe Buck officiously expounds the burden of proof applicable to instant reply reviews for the umpteenth time.
//Televisions across America shatter, bludgeoned by viewers' foreheads.