Leviticus 19:28, AJ.

(Ron Howard voice): ...and Tobias's new job doing closed captioning at Yankee Stadium ended before the game even started.

Jagr: "What is it mean, this concept?"
Brodeur: "Y'know... it means you go both ways."
Jagr: "This seems unnatural to me. This is not the way I was raised."

Congratulations on winning another search engine war.

Kluwe: Hey Blair, whatcha thinkin' about?

According to my reading of NHL message boards, the league is biased against every team.

Reaction #1: "She's a thug"

They have to. It's pretty much Dallas Sports Law.

The face Erin Andrews makes when he starts going was pure old school Mean Gene Okerlund

Or he'll he doing a mailbag on why he signed off on unnecessarily outing a trans woman because he's not qualified to be an editor. You'll be seeing a slightly different BS Report this week, I think.

Yeah, the thing is...that sentiment (Fire Bellycheck!) is what you get from the typical mongo calling in to Sports Talk Radio.

Now for the Bill Simmons column where he bemoans the agony of not winning a Super Bowl for nine whole years followed by his "3'oclock start corollary" where he drones on for 1500 words about another one of his asinine superstitions followed by another 2000 words about how Tom Brady's decline corresponds exactly to…

Jerzy rubs his naked torso exultantly, mist spraying around him. He leans his head back and releases his primal joy, knowing full well this isn't the last time he'll get blown by a fan today.

Putin: Please, you misunderstand me. I said that to protect the athletes! I wouldn't want them to be teased for their way of life, and kids can take anything and make fun of you for it...

Srsly, guys, just let the kid dance.

To me it's the "sellout" mentality. Everybody loved him because he was "America's Underdog" at first...a scrawny late round draft pick who became Lou Gehrig to Bledsoe's Wally Pipp.

USC has that "Never Again" poster in their locker room too, only it has Lane Kiffin's picture on it.