He indirectly gifted us with this shit post of yours.

They put a very, very strongly worded statement on their Geocities page, too. It's right next to the dancing baby GIF they added last week.

I heard that he's also not allowed into BBWAA's official AOL chat room. They take shit like this very seriously.

Jesus, Dan really burned a lot of bridges yesterday. Thankfully, those bridges had already been closed by Chris Christie.

bbwaa@aol.com

And of course, he just scored the game-winning goal in overtime.

Drew will even be writing a Puppy Bowl Jamboroo! With special guest fantasy columnist, Michael Vick.

Make sure to sign up in my league, folks. My name is The Colin Cowherds, because my team barks at minorities too.

Anytime Gary Fucking Bettman can pull something off better than your league can, it is time to make a change. Why have NFL refs go under a stupid hood when all the games are televised? They need to copy the NHL and just have a replay room in NYC just to review calls and TDs.

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

Did you stay for the fourth quarter?

how is this sad? he is literally the worst

did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?

Sexy Rexy was asking for it.

Untimely Fanny Chortle

Unannounced Foghorn Competition

No big deal. Somebody just asked Dana White to verbalize the deepest thought he's ever had.

And yet not a single butt-plug. It defies understanding.