They're more racist than all of them.

The Bay Area, sportswise, is already the West Coast Boston, so don't worry.

go fuck a potato, o'connor

The problem with Boston teams in their last few championship wins is that they face a team that's in the same league of hateability. RESIST THE URGE TO ROOT AGAINST THE SEAHAWKS.

It's hard to say whether New England fans are the most racist fanbase in North America, but they certainly have the most ugly racist incidents that have been publicized. Ask Jackie Robinson how the fans and owners treated him. Hell, ask Bill Russell- the guy lead the Celtics to over 10 championships and they still…

They're no better or worse fairweather fan-wise than a lot of American fanbases. Kinda par for the course.

NFL teams have to sell out, you tremendous retard

Your "satire" piece yesterday was drier than the Sahara Desert and the fact that you're running with it as something that isn't completely terrible chore to read says that your haughty dipshit levels are almost at Gregg Easterbrook levels.

I had the feeling the Niners were a house of cards coming into this season. Hate to be right sometimes.

The upside of being a failson

I'm not going to watch the Ghostbusters reboot, but not because it's going to have an all-woman cast. I'm not watching it because it's going to be terrible like all Hollywood reboots.

I'm just gonna leave this here.

actually it sucks

It's satire and it's bad satire.

I think it's great that "dry and humorless" is the Deadspin style these days, even when it comes to an artform that's supposed to make you laugh and think.

It really fucking is. Deadspin lost its sense of humor somewhere around Ray Rice.

To be fair, "dry and straightforward" is the only thing Deadspin knows how to be these days, and the readability of this site has suffered as a result.

I know this article is tongue-in-cheek, but Deadspin articles that are meant to not be taken seriously are so much worse than Gawker and Jezebel articles in the same vein. This is Daily Currant-level of satire- which is to say, absolute dogshit.

So should I hate the Patriots or not?

LA's got dibs, of course.