If you encounter someone saying this in the wild or on the internet, ask them if they thought the Watergate break-in wasn't so bad because Nixon would have won anyway.

Boston sports fandom is one step away from latent homosexuality.

Why do you think Belichick being suspended for the Super Bowl is not the right thing for Goodell to do? That's what needs to happen at a bare minimum. For good measure, he should be suspended for at least part of next season. He's been caught twice and you shouldn't get kid gloves treatment because he's the coach of…

God certainly doesn't believe in justice.

But they shouldn't just be fined and have to lose a draft pick. Belichick has been a dishonest sack of shit before and has been caught before. If they find that he's behind it, he should be suspended for the Super Bowl, and the league should strongly consider suspending him for at least part of next season. It doesn't…

If Belichick is behind this, he should definitely be suspended for the Super Bowl and probably also suspended for next season. It doesn't matter whether they would have won anyway- in fact, that makes it even worse. If you're so confident in your ability to win, you wouldn't resort to this kind of shit "just in case."…

Because the Patriots knew in advance and the Colts didn't. Pretty damn simple.

Bull-fucking-shit, get your Boston fan persecution complex out of here. If another team got caught doing it first, you'd be sure the mainstream sports media wouldn't be divided about it- they'd be united against the offending team for "disrespecting the shield" or some other nonsense.

Bull-fucking-shit, get your Boston fan persecution complex out of here. If another team got caught doing it first, you'd be sure the mainstream sports media wouldn't be divided about it- they'd be united against the offending team for "disrespecting the shield" or some other nonsense.

For a while now I've been saying that we should retire "-gate" as a suffix for scandal and replace it with "-ghazi." Finally, somebody has heard my plea.

This article doesn't even get into the fact that there's an Amway storefront at Citi Field and that the Mets are charging minor league players to attend offseason workouts.

Actually the fans are falling over their own feet to say that the Patriots doing this isn't a big deal because they won 45-7. To which I say: fuck off and stop letting ESPN influence you. If he is found to be the mastermind behind this, Belichick should, at the very least, be suspended for the Super Bowl, and should…

For the first time in recorded history, the New England team ends up looking more racially sensitive.

I wish they would Mackle less

Greg's what got me into Deadspin's soccer writing. I have a lot of bones to pick with the site as it is now, but it was always good at giving me news about soccer.

Last year was as good as it got and then they fired Mike Petke for no apparent reason. If I weren't so adamantly opposed to supporting MLS, I'd jump ship to NYCFC.

Greg, thank you for the Arsenal update. I was wondering if you were taken off soccer duty for good.

Just something to keep in mind when someone says that MLS rigs the league for the New York clubs (they don't)

I hope that there's a work stoppage so that this fucking farce of a league can stop and think about what the hell they're doing.

"Unrealistic expectations of beauty" my ass- this little plastic fucker freaks me out.