Good for him. Maybe he can take the gigantic stick that Craggs wedged up Deadspin's ass this year.

Can't wait til Crystal Palace gets bought by the same guy who owns a team that isn't shy about saying that they're tanking for draft picks and a team that has three head coaches.

2014 was a bad year in a lot of ways, but it was a good year for bearkind. They even made peace with their most prolific opponent, Stephen Colbert.

So is he Meta Knight-level unbearable or not?

As a Devils fan, I can say with utmost certainty that Lou's lost his goddamn mind. He's replaced coaches with himself on two separate occasions (one of them was none other than Claude Julien, with a few days left in the regular season to boot), but at least the Devils were a consistently good team back then. They are…

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So who do we cheer for?

Are Rogue and Dogfish Head in an arms race?

I can get something like a Yumbo at any corner bodega in NYC. Worthless.

It's amazing that Mark Zuckerberg created an entire website for the sole purpose of getting his dick wet in college, and he's evolved it so that it acts as a gatekeeper for news that it thinks you want to hear. He is a sociopath.

You know, in this season of domestic abuse, child abuse, and a game that has devolved into a barely watchable morass where defensive holding is more common than its offensive counterpart... we need this news about the Cleveland Browns and the Sex Cannon more than ever.

I've never liked any of the white female rappers that have sprouted up like weeds in the past couple of years, but at least Kreayshawn, Kitty Pryde, and the other women of the first wave of that cultural phenomenon knew they were ridiculous, had fun with their performances, and didn't pretend to be anything more than…

I bet you that outdoor Rangers fan had been pregaming since 8 in the morning.

Hey, don't knock Scientology babies. It worked for Beck.

i'm so happy somebody else thought of ol' Torts

Being an NFL owner makes you live to be over 90 years old. Snyder is in his early 50s. Do the math.

Nah, how about not. This site has been a festering cesspool of moral outrage for the past few months like the rest of Gawker Media, and it's the little things like that that show it.

This Sternberg guy sounds like the Rays equivalent of David Glass.

Say what you will about the Occupy movement, but its major success was getting many people aware of income inequality in America.

Jets, Jaguars, Titans, Raiders, Buccaneers, and Washington.