Sister-IN-LAW to you, buddy

I'm a New Jersey Devils fan. Guess which NBA team's owner also owns that rapidly-descending-into-dumpster-fire-status of an NHL team.

If you ask me a week from now or five years from now what the best thing Colbert did on the Report, it will be the Colbert Super PAC, for making electoral politics into a literal farce.

There have been more defensive holding penalties this year than offensive ones. I can't wait to see what kind of ridiculous rules will be passed this offseason in the name of "player safety," because a very slight tug of a player's jersey (enough for an automatic first down penalty this year) apparently causes CTE.

Will, you idiot, you live in Cambridge- don't look to the West Coast for your traditional Christmas beer, look at Harpoon in the next city over. I always say that it's not truly the holiday season until I see Winter Warmer on the shelves and coolers.

Cheating Death taking up the middle? Screw that, the side effect names alone make it top 10.

And this is the organization CM Punk jumped ship from the WWE to join. Stay away!

That fistpump by the guy who cheered his mom's advocacy for Medicaid expansion... you just know he's gonna gloat to his brother.

Counterpoint to Wisconsin being "objectively" great: its politics have pretty much devolved into a Texas -level hardline Republican wet dream. On the other hand, there are parts of the state where there are three times more bars than grocery stores, so if politics pisses you off, you know what you must do.

I'm not profoundly opposed to IPAs but I also want to try something new. Unless I really like a beer, I rarely go back to stuff that I've drank before. Last weekend was an exception, when I had two Void of Light stouts by Gun Hill Brewery over the span of three days. It's a gold-medal winner for a reason.

I think Deadspin should stick to sports instead of cop outrage. That's kinda Gawker's thing, and they do it better.

I'm sorry, did I stumble upon Gawker?

The Browns are still the Browns, and Fox will live to regret this.

Leave it to Gregggggggg to praise D-III schools that crank out socially inept losers like RPI, as well as schools like Wesleyan where every grad is either a stoner, some kind of Tumblr identity monstrosity, or some of the biggest fucking assholes in the world (Belichick, Michael Bay, Joss Whedon... I don't want to get…

I've seen light purple skim milk cartons and caps before.

Thanks for this article. Deadspin's soccer writing has really been slacking lately and I'm glad there are still people who aren't dedicating their entire work to the Redskins (sorry, that's the team nickname and it's not changing any time soon) and Roger Goodell.

Pretty sure Kobe was critical of LeBron James and the Heat paying tribute to Trayvon Martin a couple of years back.

Greg, please write more articles about soccer. I thought you actually left Deadspin since I haven't seen any by you.

Considering how infrequently Deadspin has been using Screamer these days, I'll take whatever I can get.

How fair is it to compare Cristiano Ronaldo to Tom Brady? They're both pretty boy whiners, and if this is any indication, if you so much as sneeze on them wrong, you get dicked over for it.