I posted the same screengrab but I cropped it so that Rule #1 was more prominent. It's also now my Twitter banner.

I'm the third person to post this. It's that important, folks!

Good rule of thumb.

"Financial upkeep?" I see what you did there.

Goblins had the best flavor text when I played, and I'm sure that's still the case now. I started around Onslaught block, when Goblin decks first became viable. IMO Goblin Piledriver has the best card effect/flavor text combo in history. Slivers are stupid, though. Any idiot can make a sliver deck.

I thought poker was the new Magic: The Gathering, not the other way around. I seem to remember Finkel (a MTG pro player; I forgot his first name, it's been a while, but his face was on the old Shadowmage Infiltrator card in Odyssey and reprinted in Time Spiral) made a lot of money when he took a stab at playing…

My dad's not entirely convinced Coughlin's toast after this season. Buddy, if the Giants had lost Super Bowl XLVI like they probably deserved to, he'd have been shitcanned last season.

Let me start off by saying that I agree with the headline 100%. I didn't read the article because I can imagine it's the same dry, unreadable horseshit that this website has specialized in shitting out since... let's say Ray Rice attacking Janae. But even then I could count on you and Drew Magary to serve as beacons…

I can relate to your good beer-finding fortune. Late May of this year, I moved to Queens, where I lived for just a month and a half before moving again. I knew that there was a grocery store nearby that had a very good beer selection, so I decided to drop by and check out what they had. Lo and behold, staring me right…

Craggs sounds like a big whiny baby.

You can talk about that awful Iggy Azalea "Fancy" song as the Song Of The Summer 2014 all you want, but this truly deserves that title.

Agreed, and bring friends along.

Counterpoint: the Patriots are Satan's team, so this was perfectly fair and not stupid.

Kotaku's thataway, chief.

Good to know that Trader Joe's beer is as good as their wine.

Conservapedia (the right-wing answer to Wikipedia- no really, people think Wikipedia is lefty as hell- founded by one of Phyllis Schlafly's sons) made a "Conservative Bible Project" to purge that particular document of pesky liberal influence. It's as pathetic as you'd think.

Constant wall-to-wall coverage of the Lakers to stoke feelings of schadenfraude among the many, many people who hate them is still constant wall-to-wall coverage of the Lakers. And I say this as one of the people who hates them.

but sports propaganda is (mostly) harmless

If you're not going to call the Redskins by their name, at least be clever about it like Drew is every week. You're not smart by calling them "R*dskins" or "the Washington football team," you're just being a dick.