To be fair, he wouldn't be wrong for doing so. I was promised a West Coast offense under Bob McAdoo, and instead we got Kevin Gilbride in a very clever disguise.

You came to the same conclusion about "is it worth it?" that this old Gizmodo article about Utopias came to. Which is to say, I'll probably buy one in the future.

I still haven't forgiven Melee for nerfing my beloved Ness. Luckily, he's better in Sm4sh, or so I'm told.

When the "pull my finger" prank goes horribly wrong

When year-end list season comes along, there will be SO many people that are going to call 2014 "The Year of the Butt." Never mind that butts have been a thing in hip-hop for a long time before that, and even among white pop culture icons, Tina Belcher has been butt-lusting for a couple of years now.

I can't help but think that Silver said that sports gambling should be legal because he doesn't want Gary Bettman to beat him to the punch as running the first major sports league to expand to Las Vegas.

Instant replay: All about "coulda," not "shoulda."

The New Jersey Devils are owned by the same penny-pinching numbskull that owns the Sixers, but they wisely kept Lou Lamariello in charge of hockey operations. As a fan, I hope he lives forever. When he retires or dies, things will be dire indeed.

If they want their "common style" to be as dry, humorless, bland, and unreadable as possible, then that's their fucking problem to fix, not mine. Not only can Deadspin do better, but they regularly are better.

Here's an example from Gawker:

You mean they shouldn't thank more than half of their fanbase?

First, my apologies for my excessively angry comment. You could have just cursed me out, but you didn't, so I figure I should return the favor and explain myself.

It took a while for Deadspin to become a part of the Gawker Media Perpetual Outrage Machine, but it's now easily the most insufferable part of it. Shit like this is why.

I'm sure that Sam The Elder loves the fact that Sam The Younger is getting blackballed by the NFL and views it as some sort of divine retribution for his homosexuality. What a fucking scumbag.

People are shocked that a major George W. Bush donor and corporate welfare recipient doesn't believe in evolution... why, exactly?

The question is, did any former or current Magic The Gathering pros make a splash? Apparently a lot of them do.

Hot dogs and cheesesteaks. Sanchez is living (and eating) the dream.

Much like Pabst Blue Ribbon before it got co-opted by people who just want a cheap and not terrible beer, Delirium Tremens makes a big deal out of being called "The Best Beer In The World" many years ago. It's good enough, but it's usually the most expensive beer wherever it's served, so I steer clear of it.

The real prize is the UEFA Champions League.

Watch out Drew, you just made some omnisexual transdragon foxkins on Tumblr think that you're a problematic shitlord.