I'd rather drink Rolling Rock, which is also made in Latrobe, than this "blonde" lager. At least I can get a can of the Rock for $2 in some NYC bars.

I'm dismayed at the horrific lack of UEFA Champions League articles.

While I agree with the gist of your post, you wrote way too many goddamn words in saying so.

If you want a banana beer, skip this crap and keep in mind that most hefeweizens have a decent amount of banana flavor. Troegs Dreamweaver Wheat is perfect for that.

Just don't watch Joey's World Tour and his "Super Cool Food Reviews" and you're perfect on Super Cool stuff. Ugh that guy is a disgusting and horribly-voiced monster.

Keep it up, Bill. We need more people willing to call out bullshit in sports journalism, and we also need to see less of your blowhard, fairweather-hockey-fan ass on TV. It's a win-win situation.

It's a shame that Michael Kay is such a by-the-numbers announcer because his radio show is worth listening to. At the very least, it's better than Francesa's.

Ah, the tried-and-true "sorry if you were offended, you big blubbering vagina" non-apology.

Normally I would be surprised about that, no articles about the 2018 World Cup logo (it looks like a Metroid), and their horrific lack of UEFA Champions League coverage (one example: BATE Borisov has given up 5+ goals in three group stage matches yet still has a win- over presumed group favorite Athletic Bilbao no…

I can't say for sure how AB-InBev has handled their takeover of Long Island's Blue Point Brewery because it's only been six months since they did so, and Blue Point wasn't that good to begin with anyway. However, if they treat 10 Barrel the way they've been treating Goose Island, then we have nothing to worry about.

And depending on which Devils show up tonight, you will either see a better defensive effort than the Rangers put up, or you will see them give up at least 5 goals.

Rogue makes some good beers but I refuse to drink any of them out of ethical concerns. They're notorious in the craft beer industry for being a terrible place to work, and a Craigslist job posting that was first posted on Reddit and passed around online says as much.

Thanks for the Kobe update, ESPN.

I disagree with your belief that the best Ommegang beer can't go toe-to-toe with the best Allagash beer. I think it's too close to call, since they're both very good breweries that make very good Belgian-style beers on a very consistent basis. But don't brush off Belgium on the basis that we make better beer in their…

I consider myself lucky that I never listen to radio except when I'm in a doctor's office, or a store, or any other place that plays the radio when I don't usually have my music player with me. That's why I didn't hear "Call Me Maybe" until a month or so after people stopped obsessing over it.

For the same reason Gawker-style self-righteous outrage piece bullshit got on the Deadspin site- the Gawker Media sites are assimilating into one huge perpetual outrage machine.

Absolutely. Don't leave BWP unmarked, ever. He didn't tie the all-time season goal scoring record by sitting with his thumb up his ass while unmarked.

If you leave the league's Golden Boot winner unmarked, you deserve to get scored on. That's inexcusable stuff from a backline that has a USMNT member and has prided itself on defense over the past couple of seasons.

JOKES! WRITE JOKES IN YOUR OUTRAGE PIECES SO THAT THEY'RE SOMETHING APPROACHING READABLE! WILL YOU EVER FUCKING LIGHTEN UP?!?!!?

I'm gonna nip this whole talk in the bud about how Taylor Swift isn't from NYC, so how can she be tourism ambassador? Also, she explained New York vocabulary horribly!