It needs to be said over and over again: Bay Area fans are West Coast versions of New Englnad fans.

"The University of Kent sports department would never sanction sponsorship of this type – it is totally inappropriate," University spokesman Martin Herrema said in a statement while apparently unaware that half the teams in the FA are sponsored by gambling services

Keep rioting, you San Francisco douchebags. You're only proving even more that you're just West Coast versions of New England fans.

Hey, if you're going to make another shouting-into-the-abyss-and-waiting-for-it-to-shout-back article about "REDSKINS BAD," at least crack a fucking joke in it.

If you're going to drink one country's green-bottled premium lager, make it Peroni from Italy. It's a thousand times the beer that Heineken and Stella can ever dream of.

My upper limit when it comes to beer drinking is two. I just can't knock 'em back like I could when I was in college. That's why I usually go for the higher ABV beers. Not to mention that the drunker you get, the less you appreciate the flavors of a beer. The same can't be said about being high and drinking a good…

I'm pretty sure Gizmodo did a review of Utopias a while back. The reviewer compared it to some kind of liquor (a port?).

I'm pretty sure Gizmodo did a review of Utopias a while back. The reviewer compared it to some kind of liquor.

Say what you will about Peter King, but he knows beer better than Rovell.

People that have sung the National Anthem during this World Series:

That pact the Cardinals made with Satan sure might come in handy now.

Hickeys are awesome, Julianne Moore. Still got the pic of the one my ex gave me before she had to return to China, as a reminder of what could have been. :(

What I got from this is that Ned Yost is a poor man's Joe Maddon. Sadly he will be the only Madden-esque manager next year.

How the hell did the Giants make number 2 on the most popular NFL team list? Rooting for them is like playing Russian Roulette with five bullets instead of one- on a very rare occasion you don't have your brains splattered all over the floor, but most likely you're going to have lead in your head.

Shame that this year's Pumpking was terrible. I'll have to go to the bottle shop to find some Warlock.

True, but one of the concerns the USWNT has about playing on turf is that it's easier to get injured while playing.

The refs giveth and the refs taketh away.

The content is unavailable. I guess the Premier League wasn't kidding when they said that all unauthorized videos of highlights would be taken down.

That's what you get for breaking the hearts of many horny USWNT fans!

Oh yeah, because long snappers have totally come forward with cases of CTE. Give me a fucking break, NFL.