Roger Goodell is furiously scribbling down notes as we speak.
Roger Goodell is furiously scribbling down notes as we speak.
Amen, brother. You do you.
There are two reasons why I don't really drink many session beers.
THEORY: everybody has at least one Katy Perry song that they like, regardless of their feelings on her music. Prove me wrong.
But if we get rid of Boo-Berry, where else can I get my annual fix of "cereal box characters that look perpetually stoned?"
Lena Dunham in general makes me want to commit suicide. She started life on third base, and every single media enabler acts like she hit a triple. She talks like a pretentious asshole when she wants to sound profound. And her show is terrible because there isn't a single likable character on it.
Drew, you have no idea of the power that you will unleash if this happens. Turn back now!
Even the mascots are more brutal in minor league hockey.
When I think of America and table tennis, my mind immediately goes to "ping-pong diplomacy" when Nixon was opening up relations with China.
He's absolutely Galaxy-bound, not a doubt in my mind. The MLS front office has such a ridiculous hard-on for that group of fucks.
With just a sprinkling of more offense, a young but very promising group of young blueliners, and Cory Schneider taking the reins in goal, I can see the Devils doing some damage. However, they ABSOLUTELY NEED a first line that plays together on a fairly consistent basis. Pete DeBoer likes to second-guess himself a…
Dear God I hope Lambert is right. If you're giving up less than 20 shots a game (which the Devils do on a regular basis) with somebody like Cory Schneider in net, you're going to win a lot of them.
I love me some Ryan Lambert, but I'm not convinced that he's right on the Avs crashing and burning. They won't be nearly as good as last year, but they should still edge out Vancouver for that last West playoff spot.
"The Giants move on to face the Cardinals in a rematch of the 2012 NLCS..."
Here is the first of what I hope will be several installments of my new series, "Sports Teams Using the Kermit Drinking Tea Meme."
Monaco doesn't have its own football association, though.
I think we have all made our point that Javier Tebas is a whiner.
Wales also has its own football association.
Don't forget Swansea City!