True and that's not gonna happen in a million years, respectively.

Boy, those evangelical Christians who said that Tebow would still be in the league if he were a devout Muslim must be red in the face, huh?

I don't know when the first major labor struggle will happen to MLS, but when it does, I get the feeling that will be long and ugly.

I had a better chance of seeing Beavis and Butthead score than the Yankees over the past two years, but at least last year they had the ready-made excuse that everybody was hurt at some point (they didn't take it, but you know they wanted to). No such excuse this season.

When it comes to advancing his career, Michael Che made the right decision in jumping ship from The Daily Show.

At this point you'll just post anything related to "NFL BAD," no matter how unfunny or culturally irrelevant it is.

"Have a good day!"

ESPN, you've done the impossible- you made me be on the side of Bill Simmons.

We've said before

Can you do a blow-by-blow takedown of Steve Rushin? A few weeks ago he wrote a big sloppy blowjob manifesto about NFL owners, and his writing style can best be described as "Tom Friedman, but for sports." The only problem is that his column isn't available to read online unless you have a subscription, but he's just…

Ugh, again with this shit? At least when Jezebel makes an outrage article, they use sarcasm liberally.

The 'Canes were destined for the Metropolitan Division basement before this. Sad.

I'm a Yankee fan who doesn't really get the universal adulation over Jeter, but the whole counter-culture over who can hate Jeter the most is worse.

Shoulda taken up kart racing.

3 of the top 4 whitest teams are the Eagles, Patriots, and Packers. You can't say that they don't cater to the fanbase.

San Francisco's a big pile of shit now anyway, it's only appropriate.

I'm not sure about many things in life, but I know two things for certain.

Boy I was HOPING it was at a St. Louis game. Gotta knock the "Cardinal Way" down a couple hundred pegs.