How come absolutely none of my admittedly awful comments get approved anymore but this piece of shit falls through the filter?

If you proudly announce out loud to people that you don't watch the NFL because of moral concerns, you are a douchebag- no ifs, ands, or buts.

I used to live two blocks away from a Turkish restaurant on the Upper East Side that is supposedly once of Jeter's favorite places to eat. Not because of the food, mind you (it's serviceable, but there are definitely better Turkish spots in NYC), but because it has 4 tables and it's hard to see anyone clearly through…

How many times are you self-righteous pricks going to write the same article?

Give Dolan shit for being a terrible wannabe musician all you want, but there is a silver lining to it- the NY Times says he wants to focus more on his hobby (it's not a career when you own the Garden and the teams that play there) and will give Phil Jackson more power in basketball operations. That should be music to…

Napoli's denim third kits, on the other hand, kick ass.

Is there a reason why there hasn't been a single article, preview, or video about the Champions League so far, besides the usual "we gotta post 20 articles a day about moral horseshit regarding the NFL?"

Too bad Dexter wasn't so lucky. It had some good seasons before it spiraled down the toilet, culminating in THAT FUCKING ENDING.

My favorite Oktoberfest beer was The Kaiser by Avery. It's categorized as an "Imperial Oktoberfest" so that it can fit in with their "Tyrants" line of beers (the Maharaja and the Czar are two others). It's very good. Otherwise, marzens can be just a little too malty for me.

I went to college in Allentown, and all I'll say about Yuengling is that it is what it is. As far as cheap beers go, it's top notch, but I don't really drink cheap beers unless I want to get drunk or am broke. And besides, the bar just off campus served a whole lot more than just Yuengling.

The rolled up sleeves, the fedora, the "I'm just a relaxed and cool dude" sitting pose—these are all the trappings of a high school principal desperately trying to convince a room full of kids that he is not lame.

I got a better idea- don't have any introduction songs in any primetime games. They're all stupid.

But which team does Jimmy "The Rent Is Too Damn High" MacMillan root for?

It was sarcastic and ironic, two qualities that Deadspin writers have lost in recent weeks.

Get Doc Emrick. It's not like he's doing anything after hockey season ends, and soccer is fairly similar. Hell, the Devils announcer also doubles as the NY Red Bulls announcer.

Good riddance to shit. I stand by my declaration that Gus Johnson is worse than Joe Buck.

To me, football is just a one-month break before hockey season. I'll watch it when it's on, but it's never something I've obsessed over.

The Giants are a 2-14 team AT BEST. 0-16 is not out of the question, but I think they'll go 1-15 and lose to the Jaguars on the way. Maybe then, management can get the fucking hint to draft some offensive linemen.

Get Brett Lawrie on the Red Sox, then they can claim to have the highest-profile boob lovers AND ass lovers in the major leagues.

He won't go anywhere. $30 million a year is a lot of fuck-you money.