Samer, I hope Ray Rice knocks you unconscious and drags you outside next, for turning Deadspin into Jezebel But For Sports. Fuck you and what you've done to this site.

13 articles about Rice/Goodell today alone. Remember when this site was about good sportswriting and dick jokes instead of being a shrill Gawker/Jezebel outrage machine? How about making one article a day and updating it as necessary?

In the wake of Deadspin joining the Gawker Media Perpetual Outrage Machine and making 11 fucking Ray Rice/Roger Goodell articles in a single day (I counted), it's good to see that this kind of good sports writing can still exist here.

How many fucking Ray Rice articles do we need in a single day? Just consolidate them into one big article and stop being a part of Gawker Media's perpetual outrage machine. It's getting in the way of everything else.

Do we really need several separate updates (most of which can be summed up as "the NFL is full of shit") on one single subject? The interesting shit like Ovechkin calling Ukrainians fascists are being swallowed up by the Gawker perpetual outrage machine.

Football journalists have as much integrity as video game journalists.

Jerry Jones was the inspiration for Buck Strickland and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Every single media outlet that thinks that they're going to make Dan Snyder change his mind by pulling off these stunts are actually doing the opposite. But don't take my word for it.

I've had that on tap. Both are great beers, but Mad Elf can be kinda cloying.

The best time of the beer drinker's year is when Troeg's Mad Elf hits shelves.

Oh well, at least Coughlin finally fired Kevin Gilbride.

"The only teams Boston really cares about, deeply, are the Bruins and maybe the Celtics."

If there were a New York equivalent of Professor Thom's in Boston it would be firebombed in its second week. Be glad that we're civilized when it comes to sports.

The Hartford Whalers, who also moved.

I'm not as big of a Dogfish Head booster as I was in my college days (Sam Calagione graduated from my college 15 years after I did, and I think that contributed to it a decent amount since we don't have many other famous alumni to speak of), but they still have a place in my heart. Their gimmick beers are hit-or-miss,…

The Patriots haven't won a Super Bowl in a decade, and their window of opportunity is clearly closing rapidly. Yet the mainstream sports media refuses to look at them in a way that's not "Bill Belichick and Tom Brady (note the lack of reference to the other people on the team) will win because they can conjure a…

I read the headline as "Dog-Kicking Centipede CEO..." and got bummed out that a company didn't have a giant centipede as its CEO.

Reddit gets a lot of shit for harboring the scum of the internet. However, while they do have the largest number of garbage people, 4chan (where this hacker supposedly posted on) wins in quality of depravity.

RED ALERT, RED ALERT- THERE ARE JUSTIN VERLANDER & KATE UPTON NUDES

Deadspin wants to try on being a part of the Mainstream Sports Media for a change.