Way to prove his point.

Even odds that the 49ers pull a spectacular implosion like last year's Falcons, causing the ownership to panic and make the team ass like much of the last decade.

Let's be fair to the Cardinals- they also have Michael Floyd to vulture touchdowns away from Larry Fitzgerald. Of course he's missed the first two preseason games with a groin injury so Ted Ginn Jr. will see more action. Hooray!

You mean we haven't before? And besides, it wouldn't surprise me if Qatar paid those guys off too.

Qatar had that covered in their presentation- they showed off a cooling system that would hover over the stadium and cool the pitch and the rest of the stadium. No, that technology doesn't exist and probably never will, but try saying that to the millions of dollars of oil wealth bribe money in your pocket.

Get a gun. Arm yourself.

My favorite Mo'ne quote is that she wants to have "the curveball of Clayton Kershaw and the fastball of Mo'ne Davis." That's Muhammad Ali-level.

Before any of you ask, "Where are the militias protecting people getting brutalized by the very tyrannical government they've been ranting about?" rest assured the Missouri Militia has you covered. Here's their announcement about why they're sitting on their asses when it comes to Ferguson. (No inlined images for…

Hey, you can't say that he faked the damage to his mouth.

One of Qatar's stated goals for hosting the 2022 World Cup is to promote its foreign policy agenda. This includes funding anti-West Islamist groups, not the least of which are this charming group of thugs.

Let me clarify a little more for you: if this were a black woman shouting to a cop, would she have gotten the same non-treatment from him?

Gonna have to say this preemptively to the people who will inevitably complain about Drew's fixation on Ferguson in this capsule: if military action weren't going on there, he would have had only slightly less material to work with. St. Louis has all the segregation of Chicago and none of the charm. Also their pizza…

If she were black, she'd have been gunned down.

If I were a famous musical act, I'd pay the money to ensure that I perform during the halftime show. Then on during halftime, I'd go up on stage, say "Hey NFL, you get what I paid for," then walk off and have the remaining time just be one unwavering shot of Goatse.

Strange, I thought Malkin already owned the Islanders.

Don't put words in my mouth- I neither said nor implied anything of the sort. However, I am under no illusions that Dan Snyder is going to be swayed by pubic opinion against his team name. They are the "Redskins" until it eats into his profit margins, and even then he's going to hold his breath like the manchild he is.

Truly, this is a piece of dog art that will surely go into the echelons of other legendary pictures of dogs doing things, such as "Dogs Playing Poker."

I'd tell you guys to lighten the fuck up and leave the Ferguson reporting to the other parts of Gawker Media, but let's be real- you haven't been loveable, joke-cracking wiseasses for a while now. I used to appreciate Deadspin a lot more because it took itself less seriously than, say, Gawker or Kotaku, but now it's a…

This article makes me nostalgic for the old Stadium. Fuck the new Yankee Stadium and its corporate bullshit.

I'm just going to pretend that McConaughey is an Astros fan, instead of part of the cabal of Boston fans that run Hollywood. "Jews run Hollywood" is so 20th century, guys.