I'd say it's a shame that the Raiders will leave the Coliseum this season for a city that can support them, but let's face it- when they inevitably head for San Antonio, the country will let out a collective "Who gives a shit?" People will care more about the Bills moving, and they haven't made the playoffs since…

My mom loves Rafa and is convinced that Djokovic is a Nazi. It's going to be a long U.S. Open for her.

You fucker, you beat me to it

I'm reading the name "Glory Johnson" and doing a Butthead laugh

This being the Premier League, I don't think that the title is anyone's to lose, although I think Chelsea are the favorites. I think any combination of Manchester City, Chelsea, and Arsenal in the top three sounds about right, with a bloodbath for the last Champions League spot between Man U, Everton, and Liverpool.

You're obviously not a Boston sports fan.

The Hunt family cares more about soccer than football.

The "should pitchers hit" debate is to sports as "cut vs. uncut" debate is to the rest of the internet

I've never been much of a pineapple fan but I've warmed up to it recently. For my money, though, I think the banana is king.

At least the beer is nice.

Both of the favored candidates sound awful, but seeing as I'd rather not have Boston rule over the sports world more than it already does, I'm pulling for Manfred.

My friend who's a Panthers fan said that the Saints are the NFC's version of the Patriots. This is very accurate: white douchebag QB, horrific asshole head coach, and terrible bandwagon fans that couldn't have cared less when they were a joke of a team but now view them as the scrappy underdog world-beaters that face…

The black community's best bet is to take full advantage of the 2nd Amendment. If your state has concealed carry, abuse the fuck out of it. Don't leave your house without a gun. Fight fire with fire here.

"Lobbying," otherwise known as "bribing."

What is it with Southerners and "tu quoque" arguments?

Would it be accurate to say that Charlotte is Wall Street, if Wall Street were an entire city's economy instead of one part of a bigger and better city?

I guess the NCAA isn't paying ESPN NFL levels of hush money.

Fuck off forever

Jon Bon Jovi's next song rumored to be dedicated to the City of Buffalo entitled "Fuck You, Pay Me"

So what you're saying is that Ligue 1 is a one-horse race like the Bundesliga, except the other horses have gotten the full Barbaro treatment?