Pictured: Dan Synder, every single time some impotent whiner makes another fruitless effort to make him change his team's name.

Jim Irsay is the Mr. Magoo of the NFL- he stumbled upon Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck while in a painkiller-induced haze.

I'll ignore the fact that you say you don't care when you clearly do. All that matters is that the entities trying to ignore the fact that this is their team name, offensive as it is, are deluding themselves into thinking that Dan Snyder will give half of a shit. He doesn't and won't.

This entire debate wouldn't even be happening if RGIII hadn't made them relevant again.

If you're going to play a meaningless exhibition game, it needs to have some kind of attraction to it. Basketball and hockey have skills competitions, and baseball has the home run derby. Clearly, MLS isn't interested in those bells and whistles and wants to make the game the centerpiece. They're not going to get…

Post-Donovan goal:

"Hey guys don't freak out about Google acquiring Twitch, things will be the same!"

"I poop too much. And then I get tired."

This being Reddit, I wonder how many of the male users there told her to fuck off and that he was in the right.

A former athlete should know better than to appear on a very harmful reality show- and not just mentally harmful like other reality shows.

I can't wait until he says flat-out racist things while being recorded, loses his job, and goes on a white nationalist radio program. He'll be the sportscaster version of Anthony Cumia (who just appeared on Political Cesspool, which is hosted by a white nationalist.)

Any team nickname that can be construed as an insult is a bad team name.

A bag of these were in the office Sunday, on my last day of working there. It's not the worst thing I've ever had, but it's pretty damn bad. They do not need to be together.

The word "Texan" is an insult.

I have no TV or cable so this is not a concern for me

Boy, just when you think ESPN had no reason to talk about Kobe Bryant anymore, this guy makes this video. Thanks, asshole.

But did he have barbecue there?

Thank you for including Drifloon on this list. There's something to be said about a Pokemon that drags unlucky kids STRAIGHT TO HELL, and that thing is "metal as fuck."

Brooklyn is a serviceable enough brewery, but you can have better versions of anything that they make from other breweries. Here in NYC you can get a Brooklyn Lager about as easily as you can get a Boston Lager, but you're better off getting the latter.

How quickly we forget about Ball Four and "greenies."