In a few years this article is going to be a moot point anyway, since the Washington Times is going down the tubes financially. Granted, it's never turned a profit for as long as it's been a newspaper, but at some point that can't be ignored anymore.

I give Khan three years before he just up and moves the Jags to Los Angeles (no chance in hell that they'll go to London). You can only distract the disillusioned fans for so long before they realize that their team will never compete again for as long as they play in a city that's only the largest size-wise in…

I think Stephen A. Smith's head just exploded.

Get over yourself- Coors Banquet tallboys are cheap and good for what they are. It ain't sexy but it'll get you drunk.

I've got opinions about this list and I'm not afraid to talk about them! But don't worry, they're mostly positive opinions.

The beer bar I used to live near in Manhattan had a Sierra Nevada beer camp trip. I wish I had the money to go.

My dad once saw Cal Ripken Jr. in a store and didn't know who it was until he left and someone told him. My dad said he was very tall, which means a lot coming from a guy who's 6'2".

Jerry Jones becomes more and more like Buck Strickland with every passing season.

Congratulations on the @boring_as_heck bump (the guy who ruins mock drafts)

I don't know of any athletes or other sports figures that have me blocked, but I am followed by Fernando Tatis. I am, however, blocked by Patton Oswalt and Kevin Smith.

Well that and a "Boston fans REALLY love white athletes" joke.

There's an aspect about him that Celtics fans really, really liked about him in spite of his highly limited playing time. I can't quite put my finger on it, though. Maybe his "grit?"

C'mon, that's the best part. You gotta learn to laugh at the teams you love.

Oh how I missed you, WYTS. And before you ask: yes, it's a good enough feature to abbreviate.

I was gonna make a joke about how at least Peter King didn't call him "boy" but decided against it because I didn't think he was stupid enough to do that. :(

You say "paternalism," I say "subtle racism."

Celebrity twitter blocks are the best twitter blocks.

The ineffable Jerry Reese, everybody. Nice waste of a first-round pick, but at least now it looks like he doesn't have to convince a soybean farmer to come out of retirement to bolster their running game. Until Andre Williams breaks his foot or something, that is.

Oh and thanks for the new Facebook cover photo.

It is the Year of Luigi/Eli