Shouldn't a triple crown worthy horse be able to beat any and all challengers? These are three separate races, not some kind of endurance challenge.

Ugh. This is my last reply because it is something I give zero fucks about. To say something is pure means 100% of it is MDMA. No fillers, no additives, no other substances. Every single milligram is that substance. If you would read the actual chart they say they only test for a handful of known substances (new…

I don't think you understand what "pure" means.

A test kit is only going to tell you if it is present, not what level of purity you are getting. I've been away from that scene for awhile, but this article pretty much confirmed what I've always suspected:

Pure MDMA in the US is pretty much a myth. The stuff the kids are all hyped about these days isn't any better than it used to be, and in a lot of cases it's worse and possibly synthetic.

There's definitely a strong resemblance. Apparently haterade runs in the family.

That thar is awfully purty. But not as purty as Oscar Taveras swingin' in the rain.

Lance is just letting Lebron know that he has some talents he can bring to South Beach.

An attempt to justify why this is worthy of posting on deadspin, I guess.

I wonder what the tone of your article would have been for anyone but the Red Sox? I have a pretty good guess.

College football has Saturday all to itself so it doesn't have to compete with the NFL. Plus it's a one day a week social opportunity and the games are fun to watch on TV/attend.

"Manouchcar."

Perhaps you could show me where I mentioned any gender. You're the one that subconsciously turned it into a homoerotic fantasy. How many pairs of Five Fingers do you own? I hope you get your money back, douchebag.

I actually appreciate stuff like this. I would much rather someone wear these and announce up front that they are a douchebag, as opposed to me having to guess and possibly talk to them.

I kind of wish we could go back to the days when nobody else noticed Mizzou.

My grandma and Kemba Walker both watched the game on a TV sitting on top of a fireplace. Only one of them is a millionaire.

The Sawx Shank Redemption

Quick, someone make a joke about how he flipped him off the right way.

Are you trying to make a push for bitchy Dodgers fans in the next tourney? No one cares. The only fanbases in baseball that truly deserve ridicule are the Sox and Yanks.

Oh Christ, what are you, a bitchy Red Sox fan?