Yes, that text from my mom was real, and yes I did wake up at 1:39PM Mountain Time.
That's a Winner
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If your “team” is presenting you with “opportunities” and they aren’t vetting who those opportunities are with and/or telling you the details, get a new team. Holy shit. PR 101.
Michael Jordan would never have recruited AD, but if he did, which he wouldn’t have, and wanted to give him his number 23, which he wouldn’t have, he would have closed the deal, because he was a killer. You think Phil Knight would have wanted a piece of MJ one on one in the boardroom? My friend, he would not. LeBron…
Back in the days before MP3 players and iPhones, I roadtripped out west. Heading back east on I-70, while bored out of my mind in eastern Colorado, I noticed there was no FM radio station that could be picked up. Somewhere east of Limon, I hit “scan” to see how long it would take before it found one. It took almost an…
Nothing is worse than I-70. You get past the hilly part of Kansas and it’s just wheat for hours and hours and hours. There aren’t even any billboards or cows.
That Bader hustle caused a lot of spontaneous ejaculations in St. Louis County.
This is what happens when you only breed female raptors.
He is fueled by hatred towards his family. Which really makes me wonder why I’m not dominating all of the leagues.
Oh man, world-renowned restaurants and performing arts? It’s almost like Chicago is a much larger city and St. Louis is a medium sized major league town. What losers! Gauntlet thrown down, like only the incredibly brilliant and scathing Marchman can! More Marchman posts, please!
If you were wondering why there were no postgame comments from Cowboys defensive end Greg Hardy to read this…
I think you’re giving some people a little too much credit there.
Before the 2012 season, Major League Baseball changed the playoff format that had been in place for almost 20…
ASTROGLIDE CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS.
Really enjoyed this story. You don’t get this kind of detail and attention for MMA much these days.
“The Cardinal Way”
That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.
I’m a Royals fan and trust me when I say that it has never crossed my mind that a team managed by Ned Yost plays the game “the right way.”
Nothing remotely as cool as Lee Elia’s rant. “ONCE WE HIT THAT FUCKIN’ GROOVE, IT’S GONNA FLOW.”
I agree with you Boudin12. While this family is cheesy, annoying-ish(to me) - they're just having fun, and It doesn't seem like they deserve to be called out for it. Its not like they're a show on television or a musician looking for critique of their work... Just plain 'fun' - you know... like that thing you do…