No one even cared about Cardinals fans until deadspin told them they were supposed to.

I really want to hate these guys because of Coach Cal and UK fans, but I just can't. They are fun to watch and have had the three best games of the tourney.

It was either a charge or about to be a clean steal. That drive was going nowhere.

A rite of passage for all children in Alabama.

Bucs WR Mike Williams Stabbed; Brother is Suspect.

Jayhawk tears are the best tears.

Notttttt Challllllllk Jayhawwwwwwwwwwk

How do these bullshit threads keep making the highlighted discussion? It's like deadspin is daring me to stop reading.

I seriously can't even tell if half the comments on the new system are real or made by some kind of bot. It's a headache to wade through.

Umpires taking line drives to the dick get no respect.

Atlas, Drugged

I swear to god I'm going to pistol whip the next commenter that misunderstands what this map supposedly represents.

Considering they can't even accomplish simple things like running water for hotels, it's entirely possible it is an unheated shed.

I get all of my Ambien at the Sharper Image.

Apparently the price of DeAngelo Williams' friendship is a couple buffet comps at Harrah's.

I usually get NFL quarterback, but I'm only 6'3" not 6'5" like this guy.

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You are probably right about the raise. Withholding is figured on each paycheck as if that is what you are making on every paycheck all year so you were paying in too much once the raise kicked in. But there's no shame in withholding too much, I do it as well. Much better than owing and also better than blowing that…

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GO BACK TO YOUR SHANTIES