My only reaction was that it was surreal and odd how they were covering it. And I felt terrible for Walker.

He wasn't an angry guy at all until after he started juicing.

Did you watch the game? This went on for a full five minutes and they even had another cameraman stand in front of the guy in the wheelchair capturing his face. It was pretty terrible. Eventually the guy in the wheelchair started crying just to give them what they wanted. I half expected them to start some kind of…

So many questions, probably best to just move on and try to forget.

You've been doing family get togethers for 29, 30 years. You need to be a better dinner table general.

Obnoxious gum chewing is probably my number one pet peeve in life, so airplanes are basically a free preview of what hell is going to be like for me.

I bet a Cowboys fan friend $500 two years ago that Romo would never win them a Super Bowl. I'm expecting him to try to negotiate an early buyout soon.

Just needs some beer and some cleaning products and his weekend is all set.

His arm is only 18 or 19 with all those dead babies injected in it.

It's not his fault you don't appreciate his rapier wit.

FSU really pulled out the big guns in the Celebrity Death to Change the Subject department.

I'm 30 and still give my mom a list. Partly because she asks for one and partly so she doesn't waste any money on stuff I don't want.

Emmitt Smith nods in proverbial.

For $153 million he can shop at Whole Foods now.

Killing someone that close to a barbecue grill should be a hate crime.

Maybe Carl can loan him some weed to help him chill the fuck out.

I stand, sitting seems like it would be much worse. Do you go between the legs and just let go of the paper as you complete the wipe? That seems awkward as hell.

I don't understand it either. I stand all the way up at home, kind of hunch over if I'm in a public restroom. If you are sitting and go between the legs I don't see how that's not worse.

Dressing made correctly with cornbread immediately vaults to the top of the list.

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