One hooker uses a strap on to fuck the other's ass, and then gives him a dirty sanchez?

What, no slideshow to click through? Try harder.

TV ratings? Really? By that logic every sport should shut it down because they can't keep up with Big Bang Theory or The Voice or whatever.

It's just hard as hell to find a decent shortstop anymore. The Cardinals have needed one for about half a decade. You know it's bad when names like Alexei Ramirez or Stephen Drew sound really exciting.

so he did what any of us would have done

And yet they never miss a chance to take a shot at ESPN or Bleacher Report. Page views trumps interesting content every single time.

Baseball and football don't count? That's weird, because I'm pretty sure those are the two sports that most people really care about.

A basehit in the middle innings of game 3 of the not World Series is the biggest moment of Adrian Gonzalez's career, so his reaction is understandable.

That's probably true, or at least until the ink is dry on another big contract. He definitely seems more focused and consistent than when he was in FLA. I'm still skeptical he can stick at shortstop much longer though.

Referencing "butthurt" is no better than that original post.

And tried to hit a six run HR on every swing.

I wouldn't assume this kind of season from Ramirez again. It's pretty far out of line from the rest of his career.

An eighth inning exit is pretty standard for Dodgers fans.

Visual confirmation of Duke's "no black guys who grew up around guns" recruiting policy.

A: I love Drew and WYTS. As a Cards fan I was looking forward to this, but it was pretty weak. It still elicited a great reaction though, because a lot of Cards fans are terrible and stupid.

Let's be real here. Half of those people will be wearing Yankees hats again by next week.

I got pulled over by one of those Mustangs. I was only doing 5 over at the time and was passing a long line of semis when it got right on my ass. I just thought it was some regular asshole so I sped up to about 12 over to be able to get over and let him pass. He wrote me a ticket for that. And of course I get a letter…

Did you see that hat he's wearing? This viral marketing thing is getting out of control.

As a Cards fan, I was ready to bet everything I owned they were going to lose when Chavez made that catch. Especially after having the loaded 2004 and 2005 teams come up short.

Dom Cosentino is a Pirates fan. They're also the de facto underdog team for everyone else to root for if their team is eliminated.