To be fair, that was the sickest curveball in playoff history. Even if he swings he's not doing anything with it.

I would give them props, but they got Catfished by a guy pretending to be the owner for like 20 years.

I don't need talking points when I have an actual brain. Try not to change the subject. Again, your definition of "Light in the ass" is someone who shows no balls. What about the dems actions recently has shown a lack of balls? This is the first time they've actually shown some balls in a lonnnnng time.

Wrong. On the Chiefs drive to retake the lead there was a penalty for unnecessary roughness that extended the drive. And it was absolutely the correct call.

How does refusing to allow the GOP to circumvent the legislative process and pick and choose what parts of the govt they like equal "light in the ass"?

I'm assuming one of the eight dead was the driver getting beat to death for being so fucking stupid.

Yeah, that's the kind of ending that leads to a degenerate gambler blowing their brains out.

Speaking of baseless statements, the opening paragraph incorrectly refers to Pujols as "a preeminent baseball player on and off the field whose character and reputation are impeccable and beyond reproach" using the present tense.

Blazingest Baseball Fans in America

It's not his fault. Black managers just aren't well suited to performing when the weather cools off.

Even Cal Ripken is impressed by the GOP's failed joke streak.

Dannnnngg, horse. I trusted you.

One of the downsides to giving up heroin.

Meanwhile in left field, Matt Holliday pulled out the stud finder he carries everywhere and snickered as he pointed it at himself.

You can tell Gruden sensed a player's presence because he instinctively prepared to grab his ankles.

Is there a number of runs given up that constitutes disqualification from "pitching effectively"? You see relievers (especially closers) blow saves all the time and end up getting the win.

I'm pretty sure Date Night is going to a restaurant alone for someone else to make his chicken and broccoli and then stopping by Blockbuster on the way home.

I got my Ph.D in weed and video games and Mountain Dew is still the worst.

How long until she starts doing porn?

To me, fall off the bone usually means overcooked. Still tastes good because ribs are great no matter what, but some people I know see that as a symbol of excellence when it really isn't.