He's the same age as Kevin Durant during his rookie season, right? Plus a year of NBA experience. Pretty terrifying to think where he could be in 5 years. I mean how good he'll be, obviously he won't be with the Bucks.

So if this was essentially a friendly, why didn't they actually try to play a little soccer?

It's probably you make it you take it for the team with 5 guys. So I'm guessing the 1 man team would have to have a late lead for it not to be an automatic forfeit. I suppose they're covering for the extremely rare chance that the other team is having the same problem and is also down to just 2 or 3 players.

Where's all the AP jokes?

That is definitely not how you spell aggravated.

I'm a little late to the party in hating the Cardinals, but this was an invitation I couldn't turn down.

I know very little about the law, but isn't there something criminal here? At the very least with the trainer and ringside physician? Possibly the referee and probably the Duke Roufus, too?

Most of those front office employees make next to nothing and are highly skilled and very hard working, yet I doubt Silver is going to tell his owners to pay their employees more.

The whole resting your players regularly thing seems to work OK for the Spurs.... perhaps Rosenbloom does not watch basketball.

Are there men who don't feel around their testicles often? I find that hard to believe with the amount of time most of us spend with our hand just chilling in our pants.

I stopped at Alligator and Crocodile because they are WAY too far up the list. Alligator you can get in most major cities pretty easily at restaurants and/or fairs, etc. Also, Penguin at 20 seems awfully low but I digress, most of this list is awful.

So we know he's not dumb.

This should be a TV series. If it's produced anywhere near as well as this is written it would be fantastic.

It's not really an apology when you preface it with something along the lines of "if it hurt you". You're essentially saying you'd do it again with no regrets if you knew no one would be offended or hurt by it. "I'm sorry you got hurt when I ran you over with my car. I'd totally run you over again, though, if I knew…

Part of the reason he makes that money is doing stuff like this. I'm not defending his pay or his job, but I'd guess this action is a net positive in the eyes of the people who decide whether he keeps that job or not.

I don't really have a problem with Schefter's report. That IS what he reported. That "they believe" he didn't say "they know" or "they confirmed". The McHenry report it's pretty obvious she wanted the story to be that RG3 wasn't popular and got it wrong and now she's backtracking, badly. But I don't think Schefter's…

The solid white "no-charge" line is basically the same as "just in front of the dotted line".

It's a lot easier to run someone over when their buddy trips them for you. Does #75 for the Browns get 0.5 sack for this?

Not a huge fan of Prince (as in I've never really listened to much of his music, but I know he's a badass musician) but after that performance tonight it was pretty much decided that if I ever have the opportunity to see him live I will not miss out.

I love Belgian beer, tripel's being my favorite, and Stella Artois is a horrible representative of Belgian beer. I've had it once, when it first started being trendy, never again.