I'd like to see what these look like from the other side of the court. Is it really bad? Or just like, if you were on drugs you'd flip out, bad?

I know if I was an awesome 18-year-old football player I would definitely shoot for 42 year old porn stars to hook up with.

I remember in the early to mid-90's that I considered Little Caesar's pizza to actually be really great. Then they got really bad a few years later, and now they're really OK.

It's not hard to just keep holding him until you hear a whistle.....

Why would he say yes to this? He's 27, almost 28, and the majority of these kids can't even drink legally. Doesn't he feel a little weird out there?

Even the players think it's dumb. As I recall Kimbrel even said as much.

I'd much rather be the person receiving the poo dollar, then the person who has to wipe a dirty ass dollar bill on his asshole. Isn't pretty much everything already on dollar bills, anyway?

He probably remembers "poking the bear" when he ran full speed into Flowers in an attempt to level him.

I agree. Was just saying there's a chance it wasn't intentional, but that's an even more difficult argument to make consider that one of them was almost certainly intentional. Funny that an accidental helmet to helmet can get a guy a huge fine but something like this hasn't in the past because it's impossible to…

The Cam Newton one is obvious, I suppose there's an argument he was trying to keep Olson out of the endzone but pulling him in the opposite direction, assuming he also lost track of exactly where he was on the field. Pretty unlikely, though.

Even with all of those things included, don't cops deal with thick-skulled morons all the time? Did he give some indication that he had an armory of weapons in his house? I still don't understand why this is threat-level ZOMG for the cops.

So the new protocol for resisting arrest is to run away and call the entire force?

He missed a court date. Why is there a SWAT team there and all that other shit. Shouldn't a single squad car with two cops be able to show up and arrest him?

The NFL is an evil genius sometimes. It knows these guys are going to keep wearing Beats, and that they won't have to pay the fine. So now it can make an extra money each week essentially fining Dr. Dre while also making gobs of money from BOSE.

Sotelo? Or Soleto? The video disagrees with the article.

Oklahoma City Thunder's logo representative Micro S. Paint takes offense with this "worst logo in sports" business regarding the Columbus Crew.

Pacers are criminally underrated. They were almost unstoppable, easy top 3.

It looks like they taped two pieces of paper together right in the middle where they were running through. It most likely would have tore if it was one big sheet, but they made it quite a bit stronger by doing that. Those are some mean moms.

KTVA: You can't quit because you're fired! HA!

Imagine if Jordan only retired once. If he played 15-16 seasons with the Bulls, winning 10 or so titles. And then declared before his final season that he would retire at seasons end. How much would his farewell tour dwarf Jeter's? What would teams give Jordan? Would there be any non-Jordan commercials aired?