Just going to leave this here.

I'm just going to leave this here.

I'm going to practice my bitter beer face a lot more often. Then it will be time to destroy my local rec league.

Explain what? I can't think of a kid anywhere that's going to give that banner a second thought.

This is worse than A-Rod vs. the MLB.... I didn't think that was possible.

Should probably combine 9 & 22. Also, #30 is much better as Suh Girls One Succop. Amateurs.

Even if he does violate his probation, he has enough money to buy his way out of felony time.

Why not have random weight check-ins? Have it done say once a month, or 6 times a year. The average weight is the class they're in, even if it's only a pound or two above the next lowest weight class. It would be a rolling average and you could only book events for the weight class you were currently at.

Gotta love the guys who think the underfunded little guys with little incentive to prove something one way or another are delivering bad information and think the pharmaceutical, alcohol, prison, and law enforcement industries with massive incentives are delivering the correct information.

I love finding new breweries but if someone told me I could only have Bell's and Founders for the rest of my life I'd die happy, still.

If by "beer drinker who's not an asshole" you mean they rarely try new beers then yes, I could see how it could be considered very good. But I don't think their standard beers are anything special, they're decent but most bars and stores with Goose Island offer something better. Then again I've thought this before and…

I have to admit, as a heterosexual male, showering with a bunch of in shape lesbian females would make it difficult for me not to check things out. Even knowing that they're definitely not interested, I imagine it wouldn't be the most comfortable situation. I understand the possible issues, and I don't think it's the…

Wright was actually pretty good last year for the Bucs, and that place was a dumpster fire. It's not a terrible move.

If the NFL wants to make the regular season 18 games, it should definitely be done by making the preseason 2 games shorter. Unlike Thursday night football (which still gets good ratings) most people don't give a shit about watching preseason games, probably because they don't have a fantasy team yet.

I was a terrible, tantrum-throwing kid myself. But I never did it in public as I found it embarrassing. As much of a little shit that I was in private I can only hope my kid also fears that kind of attention in public enough to save the tantrum's for the car or at home. Probably a reason why I like this story because…

Kelly was/is overrated and his advanced stats show that, and getting Taveras into the lineup full-time is a nice incentive. Losing Ramsey isn't that big of a deal because as much of a logjam as their MLB outfield was their MiLB outfield is even deeper. They have OF's for days in that organization.

I don't know if I'd call that loaded. There's no one with top of the rotation potential, maybe one or two if you really stretch it with No. 2 possibility, but most of these guys look like future backend rotation or bullpen guys. At this point I don't see how they're not offering Scherzer an insane amount of money this…

Better yet, let's define market size by their TV contracts or ratings.

I agree but it's still the city they're each located in. Regardless of who's more popular now, and probably forever, you're still splitting a city with another team, something the majority of teams do not have to do.

Shouldn't the Cubs market size be halved since they have to share it with another MLB team? Guessing that still keeps them ineligible, but that seems to be the right way of doing it.