I wanna drive a bearclaw.

My sheer strength is for all to see.

As long as it’s not murdered out, I say they should let her keep what’s hearse.

 A lot of people do like the hearse. They’re dying to have a ride in it.

Art is something you feel in your mind, not necessarily in your hands. Like the steering feedback in modern BMW’s.

Logan Lucky

I never thought I would have inspired such animus. Look, obviously peoples personal experience plays into their subjective appreciation of humor. I laugh at shit other people probably find offensive all the time, so in the big picture I wasnt trying to put myself above anyone else. I think there is just…

The only way to make him stop is to ingore him.

Jesus McMike, you’re a Rembrandt.

Those poor tires. He finally got a hole in one.

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

This car will almost exclusively be bought by rich golfers so they can haul their Callaway golf gear in a Callaway Corvette.

My M8 sounds like that after a few beers and I goad him into making race cars noises for the amusement of my fellow beer swilling patrons.

Lewis Hamilton, in one of the best cars, only managed to qualify 13th at Monaco and was beaten by the likes of Renault, Haas and Toro Rosso. What does that say about him as a driver?

Its a 2009-2013 Suzuki Grand Vitara dash

How about me instead? I’m a top btw.

A better president.

75 hr job, requires frame off disassembly, a current Audi master tech,a VW master tech who retired in 1979 and an engineer from Bosch. Once it’s done, the radio which was working intermittently, now doesn’t work at all. Perfect.

Jalopnik Writer Found Dead in Ritual Killing.

Jason Torchinsky, writer for the popular internet car site Jalopnik, was found dead this morning, in what appears to be a ritual killing. His eyes were removed and put on his forehead, and a Lightning McQueen Hot Wheels stuffed in his mouth. Authorities have not…

Dude tucks his ears into his hat. That’s reason enough not to watch it.