ThePenguin
ThatOtherGuy7
12/9/19
3:29 PM
1

Oh, I see. I was in the part of the conversation that was discussing the red crosswalk signal people were mistaking for a traffic light, and the green light the other traffic had.
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12/9/19
1:56 PM
250

“I hit stupid orange cones all the time, ON PURPOSE, because, like Elon, I realize they serve no useful purpose except to hold back a multitide ofimbeciles like you, sitting in your cars, slaves to one stupid little orange cone.” Read more

11/16/19
12:52 PM
73

I’d buy one just so when people ask me what car I drive I can say an i4. Then they’d ask, “what’s an i4?” And I’d reply, “it’s for seeing, dummy!”

(It’s the weekend, what do you want from me?)

9/23/19
2:36 PM
27

Hey honey, ok if I fly up to Montreal to meet this guy so we can take turns railing this 23 year old british escort at a drag strip just out of town?.... is that a firm no?

8/18/19
11:01 AM
51

The driver is the real hero, he has to endure 7 minutes of non stop back seat driving.

8/1/19
4:56 PM
61

Tough isn’t about being able to crush another driver to blood and twisted metal by driving over them while sipping a Monster Energy drink; tough is driving around knowing you could be crushed to to blood and twisted metal by someone sipping a Monster Energy drink, but going out and driving your ridiculous little

7/17/19
2:26 PM
153

Give the woman a medal. Few are brave enough to return a lumbering white whale to the ocean

12/13/18
8:07 PM
158

So VW been selling pre-production cars for how many decades? 

8/30/18
3:47 PM
49

They haven’t been called engines in a few decades; they're Natives or Indigenous now.

8/18/17
1:48 AM
37

They got it largely working, just never managed to get it to run leaner. To this day there are plenty of rich wankels driving around in Rolls Royces.