FancyKristen is best Kristen.

Yeah, it’s like the whole concept of satire is lost on him.

Bingo. Except the treason part. Incompetence isn’t treason, it’s tradition.

I clicked the link and it brought me to Jalopnik :/

heroic!

joke?

Obligatory #PlacesAlonsoWouldRatherBe and a dumb pun.

What’s this gently thing you speak of? Nu huh, he can bite a lil harder 😈

engine is the sometimes-beloved SR20

I’ll gladly take FancyKristen’s leftovers. Her distastes nicely eclipse my tastes.

I’ll make this as exposition-free as possible.

I have mine to where I can juuust see the edge of my fenders. It works out pretty well. I’ve been debating putting them out further, though.

not quite.... i can walk about on a boat.. and smoke on deck... where as on a flight the crew get all antsy when i tell them im just stepping out for a smoke and stop me...

One minute later:

I know Tom responded with a perfectly reasonable response, but on behalf of all of Jalopnik’s readership, I wanted to extend our deepest sympathies that you had to read about the same car twice in a 12-month period.

A Mustang...being chased by a Wrangler....

You are thinking too bigly. The space occupied by a single V8 is of a higher concentration than any area with cars wrapped around them. To increase the concentration further, one must go smaller. This is a youtube clip showing what claims to be the world’s smallest running V8.

Auto Union Type C Streamliner. Because 250 MPH is still really damn fast.

 500-ponies at tits massive

The owner’s dyslexic. They told him it was a good idea to mount a winch on the front bumper but he thought they said wench.