I was the Little Jeep who wasn’t sure if it should.

It took her a while, but then again, she did have to walk there.

Ask any real racer. Wheelie by an inch, or a mile, wheelie is wheelie.

What’s in Perth? No idea, all I know about Australia is:

(Unintelligible)

“Prior to that, United Airlines had come under fire for refusing to let two young women board a flight for wearing yoga pants.”

The pharmacist, sensing our weakness, rolled right over us.

I wondered why that tire was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

The meeting seemed to be going well. Then suddenly, for no apparent reason, my colleague and I were tired.

Let’s take this to the extreme. Say that I left a gold bullion on my porch steps or driveway, unattended. If it was stolen, it is my responsibility? Am I liable? Yes, in both cases. Should I be fined for it? Hell no.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

Texas’ default plates are pretty lame, so I’m probably going to join the vain club soon.

As a guy who is painstakingly trying to level and re-seed bald spots in my backyard right now, I’m about to cry. However, the enthusiast in me cries tears of joy. But I’m also a landlord, so we’re back to sad tears again. Cognitive Dissonance is a bitch.

Just wanna get this out there.

Can someone explain to me, as an American, why this didn’t escalate into gun violence? I don’t understand foreign cultures.

One piece at a time... just gotta have some patience patients.

I’ll just leave this here.

You shop at the Kroger on Hull street near 288.