The brains are thought to be looking for a Philip J. Fry, who was last seen on a Scooty Puff Jr., travelling at medium velocity.

"Frozen brains make really good conditioner for my hair and Olivia Benson's fur, you guise."

I am an audiologist and I've seen my fair share of impacted wax due to Q-tips and even a few injuries (i.e. bleeding canals, etc.). The best thing to do is to leave your ears alone. Most young people have moist wax that comes out pretty well on its own. Older people tend to have dryer wax that can be more problematic.

"Few sitcoms would have the balls to make their main character racist"

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"Few sitcoms would have the balls to deliberately make their main character racist"

The other reason is that among recent pictures of Cosby, those where he is wearing a 'Hello Friend' shirt far outnumber those where he isn't.

Tina Fey is high priestess of everything.

I'm happy people are finally paying attention, and it's great that Hannibal Buress called Cosby out and ignited new interest in the stories, but fuck people for not taking this seriously before— these rumors and lawsuits have been around for ages.

Yep. He has a stupid awful jerk face that is begging to be farted on.

Tristen Kole Killman????!!!

I don't think he's an athlete or at least not a good one because the school expelled/suspended him. That wouldn't have happened if there was a football victory in the offing.

Innocent until proven guilty, except for douches with Bieber hair!

Perhaps it is judging a book by his cover, but he looks like a future college fraternity rapist. Here's hoping the justice system ensures he never has the chance.

Dave Navarro stuck his tongue down my friend's throat one time and she said it was the grossest she has ever felt in her life.

He looks like that kid you try to convince your younger sister to have a crush on, but she refuses because her taste in eighth-grade men is TERRIBLE.

52-year-old Anthony Kiedis has a girlfriend who's only 21. Be nice to me and I'll tell you about the time that he made out with my mom.

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One time I came home and Dave Navarro was sitting on the couch with my sister.

Seriously. Jill Scott is delusional. First of all, many people who have done things for the "greater good" have dark sides to them. Second of all, 20 women have very similar accounts of what Bill Cosby did to them. That's not just 20 people saying something about you. That's 20 people who had the same experience.…

Noooo, Jill Scott! I thought you were Golden, but your words are Getting In The Way of my long-held admiration of you. Whatever. I think it might be time you took A Long Walk and figure out why you're So In Love with the idea of defending this creep.

Well I didn't know so many illiterate Conservative Fucktards knew how to spell "Progressive", so I guess we both learned something today.