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That's a douche tip from anyone. Sorry to hear it!

I am sorry but Lil Kim should not be in the Best category.........blergh

I get irrationally angry every time I see Boris Kodjoe since he tipped less than 10% on his family's pricey tab at the restaurant I worked at a couple of years ago. It was the holidays and I paid his table special attention since I knew who he was/got excited. Damn, man.

Being uncomfortable with uncertainty is much more reasonable goal than somehow stumbling upon an answer.

Hell, lady, if you want to just avoid major life decisions while punishing your body, just join the fucking Army like the rest of us. We'll even give you health insurance while you ruck march through the wilderness, and pay you a token sum, too.

I went to the wilderness to rekindle my love of recirculated air, hot showers, and sleeping bug free.

We are a family of Indian immigrants, so we enjoy Thanksgiving way more than most American families do. My uncle gets really excited and gifts us with matching ugly sweaters and my mother finds new ways to fuck up the turkey every year. We sing karaoke and finally order pizza and do drunk dancing. its tight shit yo

Spending Thanksgiving with my friends, not my relatives. Soooo much less stressful.

For real, do you guys even need to ask?

Skipping the holiday and sleeping in, playing video games, or watching football instead. I initially thought it was a misfortune when my parents decided to be huge assholes about the snowbird thing and insist their busier and poorer kids spend all holidays at their vacation place, but then I realized I could just say

Cynical me thinks they planned the pregnancy to better sway some future jury's emotions against putting Wilson away and leaving his future child fatherless.

"I hope young men don't physically fight with police officers" - I can't help but find it insane that so many people believe that a person would spontaneously assault a police officer and go for their gun. How is that such a simple premise to accept for people?

OOO... I HATES IT WHEN YOU POINT OUT MY PRIVILEGE, ROWSDOWER.

Come on, Pipper. White lives just matter so much more.

2 things.

No! You got it wrong. She was pregnant first, so they HAD to get married because Jesus and stuff.

They looked at their lives at the moment and thought 'now is totally a good time to get married and have a kid'. Or they probably didn't because this guy doesn't seem to do much thinking before he acts.

Well, I guess he had to do something while he was hiding out....

I'd probably knock up my ex-wife & re-marry her too if I had several months of paid time off from work & got paid hundreds of thousands of dollars from fundraisers & major news networks for killing a kid. Then again, I wouldn't have killed a kid in the first place. Just my two cents.