Maybe she’s paying to allow her to start picking out her own clothes again.

People can have whatever opinion of the Kardashians as they want - I really don’t care either way about them - but that is one incredibly savvy family.
Kim K really needs to teach Liz Lemon how to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money.

“Make America Great Again,” she added.

As much as it’s even possible for a person to die of vicarious embarrassment, I just did.

Chris definitely reached peak irony. It’s impossible to laugh at it. It’s not funny; it just has the maximum number of funny levels.

But will there be sex scenes?

My dad is a male with dark hair and blue eyes.

So, he’s available? Asking for a friend

Before that trip to the strip club, perhaps the President can host Theron and Tia Mowry for a White House White Whine Wine Summit.

I imagine the first wife is having a bit of a giggle.

Give it time...

My folks live close to Miranda Lambert’s parents. Apparently, awhile back, Shelton bought them a chicken coop and a bunch of chickens so they could do their own chickens and eggs. One of my parents’ neighbor’s dogs got into said coop and of course went savagely to town on the poor chickens.

Thanks Obama

Seriously. That lady is a fucking catch!

Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn

In an age where we’re drowning in kids with names that rhyme with Brayden, I say more Futures, please.

“so, so grateful to be performing in the USA, the greatest country IN THE WORLD!!!!”

everytime I look at Ariana Grande, I cannot help but think she is a real try-hard. Like the sort of person who thinks she has to go above and beyond with everything she does.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.