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Maybe she’s paying to allow her to start picking out her own clothes again.

People can have whatever opinion of the Kardashians as they want - I really don’t care either way about them - but that is one incredibly savvy family.
Kim K really needs to teach Liz Lemon how to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money.

“Make America Great Again,” she added.

As much as it’s even possible for a person to die of vicarious embarrassment, I just did.

Chris definitely reached peak irony. It’s impossible to laugh at it. It’s not funny; it just has the maximum number of funny levels.

But will there be sex scenes? Read more

probably mad because in just a few weeks, the robot has gone further and accomplished more than he has his whole life.

Young men in sports jerseys and backwards baseball caps are ruining this country. Personally, I cross the street if I see one coming my direction. God forbid if there is a group of them.

Will Sean Hannity denounce the thuggish behavior of this white goon? Clearly, he was not raised in the proper culture with respect for all people and their property.

I don’t want to make this a race thing, but clearly the human race is vicious, violent, and must be destroyed.

If this doesn’t become a Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode then I quit. Read more

Clearly he feels threatened that his days spent wandering the streets doing nothing good could be replaced by robots.

That man looks angry. I think he’s mad because the robot had seen more of the United States than he will ever see in his lifetime.

That's considered a formal greeting in Philly (some folks just shake hands, pfft) Perfectly normal. Regular people don't fall all apart, though. Come back with a tougher robot if you plan on visiting the city of brotherly love, bitches.

I had all the correct permits

My dad is a male with dark hair and blue eyes. Read more

So, he’s available? Asking for a friend

Before that trip to the strip club, perhaps the President can host Theron and Tia Mowry for a White House White Whine Wine Summit.

I imagine the first wife is having a bit of a giggle.