I think I read somewhere that it's law (Idk if the law in MO, or the whole of the US) to have the report filed within 24 hours of any incident. So immediately, right there they broke the law/rules, regardless of whether or not the officer in question was in the wrong.

This needs to be cross-posted on all Gawker blogs, post haste.

...which means that, in addition to not being indicted, he'll probably get some kind of commendation for marksmanship.

Wait. Are you telling me the police in Ferguson are lying and covering things up with more lying lies?! I find this very hard to believe.

Tonight, on How to Get Away With Murder:

As a nation, we're much more comfortable with that than with the prospect of black folk getting ideas.

This makes me sick.

When the grand jury closes without an indictment, every corrupt cop in the country will be emboldened in their efforts to continue being corrupt cops.

To be fair, it is probably around 140'. Bullets travel in a hypotenuse. This guy walked that thing like a drunken sailor.

WHY AM I NOT PART OF THE PEERAGE

Mine is 2 buckets of awesome.

He knows you can't eat a trophy.

Swarzenyrus and Cyreneggar both sound like rejected names for Neopet species.

Ah yes. Christians acting like they're some oppressed minority when they're a very oppressive majority.

This is like bringing a knife to a tank fight.

Apparently the creator of our unfathomably vast cosmos is deeply obsessed with what we do with our genitals, and whether we say the right magic words beforehand. He allegedly created an entire realm of torture for people he doesn't like.

But double the infidelity gene.

Speidibabyapocalypse.

Esther Jenner, you're not alone.

That pic is the embodiment of everything that has ever been said about millennials.