Stanley speaks for us all.

There's a reason no one names their kid 'Leviticus,' I suppose.

But someone has to defend them so there can be a trial at all, ja?

"Anal & Angie: Why They Hate Each Other." — how I read that headline without my glasses. With glasses, it makes a bit more sense.

**Did we know that Clay Aiken ran for congress in the midterms?????????**

What's funny is that the 1976 gold medallist in the decathalon is also named Bruce Jenner.

Um, please exit to the left Xi as Obama is already my imaginary internet boyfriend.

And take Martin Bashir. But less us keep John Oliver.

Only $100,000? He's a man of principle then. I'd sue her for a lot more. Because he'll get it if the police contacted her and they still ran the story.

Whenever I visit the otter exhibit at the Monterey Bay aquarium I have an overwhelming desire to push all the little children out of the way. Let them stand behind me. That's bad; I know. I'm that way when it comes to otters.

Maybe you otter update the masthead, then.

This just reminds me how much my job sucks since it does not involve otters. Dammit.

For those of you who want more baby otter overload, PBS had a documentary as part of their Nature series called "Saving Otter 501". Like this otter, 501 was rescued by the Monterey Bay Aquarium staff. It is an adorable 1 hour long show about saving this otter, teaching her how to "be" an otter and eventually releasing…

SHE IS A BABY AND ALSO SOMEHOW AN OLD GRANDPA AND WE CAN HOLD HANDS SO WE DONT DRIFT AWAY FROM EACHOTHER WHILE WE SLEEP

Looks like her favorite dance move is the step ball change. I know this because it's the one dance move I mastered in toddler ballet.

GET IT, JESSA

I'm really confused as to why they are offended by this? Isn't their job to populate the earth with as many reality TV star Christian Fundamentalists as her uterus will allow? It's called work ethic, blogger lady. Get some.

Frankly, I think it's adorable that the most scandalous thing a Duggar has ever done is fuck her own husband.

His dick is huge. It's the size of his entire person.