its ok tho bc heterosexuality and also prolife

No one sounds terrified, they sound drunk.

You say "assaulted," I say got pulled off some elderly lady she attacked. It's possible to be scared of the repercussions of one's actions. Don't you think that if Bristol, et al. Could have brought charges, they would? She acknowledges she attacked an old person who'd said something ugly to her fourt— oh wait, that's…

She took her five year old to a drunken midnight snowmobile birthday brawl extravaganza. She automatically loses the argument.

Say what you will about Bristol, at least she listed the danger to her five year old before whining about her $300 dollar sunglasses.

I didn't like the Weekend Update bit, but the "send money to save the africans" bit from Bill Hader's episode was hilarious. I hope she gives us more of things in that vein.

See what happens when you actively seek out a diverse cast? Sometimes you find that there is more than one funny black woman out there in the world. Congrats, Leslie!

Leslie Jones has been the best part of SNL since that slavery bit. The weeks she wasn't on screen my friends and I would talk about her during the show while not funny skits were happening.

Handi-capable, but not that handi-culpable apparently.

We're creating a system that encourages people who feel ill to hide that from everyone because, rather than getting potential help they need, they will face way out of control irrational backlash. This is going to contribute to our inability to keep things controlled if it ever does become a real emergency.

Could have easily taken a temperature in 30 seconds and settled it.

Poor Kate Lyon. Her google searches are fucked forever now.

GOP: "We are having a messaging problem with women."

They're going to be so confused when they find a Malaysian airliner.

I bet its in these trees.

Be born female and not white?

Most men of my acquaintance side step the problem of cleaning up their standing piss collateral damage by replying on the women in their life to do all the cleaning.